uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

some of yall need to go lie down on the forest floor and grow moss

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

*opens a bag of hot cheetos at a funeral*

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

someone sent me this and i just wanna say pull the trigger piglet

Little man got punched into the world and is already wandering off

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions