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Getting to that point in life where we become one of two types of people:
1. Bird/squirrel observers and likely allies
2. Generals at war with birds/squirrels
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"I hate how this author keeps doing this specific thing!" damn it's almost like it's a running theme of the story or something
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i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.
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who am i if not a guy who wears the same stupid little necklace. All the time.
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Reading this as some weird Latin poetry chemistry halfling wondering if I’m turning out fucked up or not.
Wrong: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because she was Lord Byron's daughter.
Right: Ada Lovelace invented computer science and immediately tried to use it to cheat at gambling because that was the closest you could get in 1850 to being a Super Mario 64 speedrunner.
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One of the most fascinating parts of this is that despite this incredible shame and humiliation reaction that can be induced with near nothing, it’s still children’s tackiest era, on average.
It’s important for parents to let their children go through these awkward and humiliating eras without too much interference. For example, my mother let me dress in the tackiest ways possible from 10-12 and as much as I hate those photos, that black T shirt with a giant portrait of a white tiger with blue eyes was the coolest thing ever to me at 11.
today i’m thinking about how happy i am to no longer be twelve. remember how u were constantly living the most humiliating moment of your life? why was that?
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I asked my friends on Discord if they used "psipsipsi" or "swswsw" when they are trying to call kitties, and I got a wide array of answers and it got me wondering--
How do you
Thank you to @space-glitter-gay, @frogs-under-logs, @justoneofthosebibliophiles, and Virginia for the blessing and the other options!
And to thank you for your answer, here's a photo of our adopted kitten:
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when they say shakespeare is inmortal and eternally relevant what they mean is that he was making one brain cell jokes in the 1600s
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I have every text message I’ve ever sent or received since I got my first real smart phone in 2011. Every once and a while when I search a keyword I get catapulted into a past self’s conversation, and I never know if it’s going to be poignant or I’m going to have to relive a version of myself being a complete asshole.
hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.
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This show was the funniest fucking thing
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Then I’d never acknowledge it ever again.
Reporter: “So the song Ohio has some special meaning to you, can you elaborate?”
Taylor: “I was sad to miss Ohio on the Eras tour, but I’ve been to Cleveland before. It’s a cool city, I guess.”
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if i were taylor swift i’d record a vid of me covering this song, upload it to every social media platform, and turn off my phone
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if i were taylor swift i’d record a vid of me covering this song, upload it to every social media platform, and turn off my phone
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