You bitches don't get it. It's not fanservice for Falins bazongas to bounce as she splats a woman's skull like a pancake, it's her DIVINE, SACRED RIGHT. If I were a deadly, winged creature delivering swift-yet-elegant death by the sheer power of my descent alone then my massive tits better fucking contribute to the aesthetic™️, the vibe™️, whatever you want to call it. What, you want them to stay still as stone while my hair lifts like a halo around my face with my charming smile plastered on????? fuck off!!!!!!!! let a girl live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The moment where he calculates.

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Man that's awesome sauce

Imagine if there wa s A night fury

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

So a 3DS?

According to a recent report published by the Aargauer Zeitung (h/t Golem.de), around three million smart toothbrushes have been infected by hackers and enslaved into botnets.

The most cyberpunk thing on your dash today.

Genocide before our eyes, and we can do nothing but depend on leaders who are proven to be useless and heartless 💔

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

this was a hit tweet on bird app so might as well post it here too

Four flynn faces for funsies

world's most sought after boyfailure

ur telling me a dungeon fried this rice? 🤨

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

Me after i sexualize the literal incarnation of the concept of desire

The winged lion.

I want to kiss him with tongue.

The way this man is SO FINE.

The winged lion.

I want to kiss him with tongue.