If people with ADHD were in charge of naming streets & roads we'd have names like "Little Shoe Avenue" cos someone's kid lost a shoe there and nobody bothered to pick it up for ages so it just Sits There. It's part of the local area now. It's practically a monument. You can probably find it on Google maps.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

nice clothes they would look better on my bedroom floor. with you still in them. on my floor. lets lay on the floor together and stare at the ceiling together Do you want to hear about my current fixation

saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

me if i was a dragon: okay so you slayed me

I dont think its real

its so disgusting that you actually have to practice skills to retain them. just stay in my brain for retrieval pleaaaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

If someone’s explanation for why something is bad starts off with “fetishization” you just know you’re in for something really really stupid