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if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years

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"why did you follow prev" i don't roamemberrrr

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holly warburton on intimacy

swim \ happy shoppers \ a couple on the escalator \ a moment! \ bowling and claw machines \ the old aquarium \ ?

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#there is some water the ship is floating #also its magic so there is weathed #its sunny rn for u ive decided

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CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival | Apr. 12, 2024

#shes so fine i cant wait to zee her in concert one day

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CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival | Apr. 12, 2024

#shes so fine i cant wait to zee her in concert one day

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

#ok robot fuckers i kinda get it now

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Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest

Me, a confident dyke: haha nice

The nurse: what?

Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules

The nurse: ????????

Me:

Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?

The nurse: a confederate flag

Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS

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Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

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me and my friend jessie are physically incapable of having a normal fucking conversation so things happen where we accidently end up rping a dude bro trying to hit on me, an ordinary woman who is not a snake