Getting up early is like Young, Wild and Free by Wiz Khalifa but staying up late is Young, Dumb and Broke by Khalid
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hoodies are the modern day cloak
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hoodies are the modern day cloak
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A fake earth bender that just throughs rocks at ppl and if you call him out on it he'll stone you to death
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*hits you with my car then gets out and stabs you* sorry for party rocking 🤙😎✌
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You put a condom on your penis, I laminate my shlong, we're no the same
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it's not "murder" it's non-consensual assisted suicide
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I've been up since 5 I've had 3 cups of coffee and I'm pretty sure I can taste time.
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I want to make a playlist called "bangers and clash" but I don't know enough song by The Clash to fill a playlist so fuck me
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Poor icewater on his dick call that a cockcle
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They know me so well to give me a ad like this
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DID BBC TWO JUST FUCKING RICKROLL US???!?!?!?!?!!
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I'm the badist bitch on the dock
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