happy four seasons total landscaping day to all who celebrate

do you ever sabotage your own free time? like wtf is that about? i want to play this game or read or do something specific but instead i will just stare out the window or scroll mindlessly???

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

can yall believe that cats exist and the only reason i too exist is to love them

Lafayette!!!

Porgs in Star Wars: The Last Jedi

the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make

forensic files narrator: ... and he left his finger prints on the door knob...

me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot

pls discuss ur opinions on the Jonas brothers I need to hear this

FUCKIN. LISTEN. TO ME.

the jonas brothers were the most iconic band to ever grace upon us in the 21st century. my mom is actually downstairs watching a documentary on a sibling group she listened to back in the day which sparked my strong opinions on this because I said “you haven’t really seen a sibling group in awhile. ACTUALLY. THE JONAS BROTHERS”

so anyways on one hand I’m glad they were a disney band because they got the success and recognition they deserved but at the same time so many people dismissed them because of them because of that!!! they could have RULED the pop punk scene. they could have been on warped tour. they could have been a BAND ™ rather than just a dreamy image if that makes sense. the lyricism was out of this world. their vocals were incredible. their talent? like. the songwriting, the music they wrote, kevin doing his tricks with the guitar on stage. it was all so authentic. the jonas brothers took over the world, and I really think they could rule it still if they were still together.

their cover of poor unfortunate souls is outta the world. they made magic when they were together. I don’t know a single person who doesn’t like burnin up. that was the summer ANTHEM. they have soul. they have passion. they have talent. the jonas brothers deserved BETTER

SO HAPPY WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO “A” IS!!