i literally couldnt give less of a fuck about gaming

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

need this

Tits

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

CREATURE????

how is he so chill and not worried when its literally scary. but he says. hey neelix youve done this three times before. plus its not scary look im posing with hand in pockets. electrode↘️

girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

Are you twelve

No, I’m…Ahhh…AHHHH…!!!! *Clutches my throbbing head and topples to my knees, writhing in pain* Why can’t I remember……my past…..?!??!! AAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

me, a reasonably depressed edo period pilgrim: just do it. fuck me up

pussy facing the world