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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005
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Sometimes all a girl needs in this life is nice slow dance to a song most people don't like
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I like when texting somebody becomes a normal routine, like shit don’t even feel right when y’all don’t hear from each other all day
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floydsglasses Β· 7 hours
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if we weren't supposed to press down on bruises they wouldn't have made it feel like that when you do
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god didn’t give me a dick because I’d get hard at warm paper that’s just come out of the printer and everyone would make fun of me
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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured
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me writing the worst paragraph of my life knowing that a sexier, more hydrated version of me will fix it later
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use more olive oil
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floydsglasses Β· 8 hours
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Okay Top Gun fandom, I have a serious question…
Can Ice dance? Not ballroom, but like club dancing. Can he serve on the dance floor? Because β€” I don't think he can.
Now, Mav yes, absolutely.
Ice, no way in Hell.
Opinions?
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floydsglasses Β· 8 hours
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After Bob came back to your shared apartment being back from deployment; he was surprised to find that you brought in a stray. He can't even be annoyed seeing you with the gray tabby. Soon after that y'all took in two more. You've got yourselves a little family.
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floydsglasses Β· 8 hours
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when the sign off for the letters in an epistolary work changes from "your friend" or "yours truly" to simply "yours"
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at the end of the day you’re all alone in your room with no one thinking of you while you rot with those thoughts that you could never fully shake off coursing thru your veins
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girl help I'm having fic ideas incompatible with the amount of free time I currently have
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how to get high no weed tutorial: hit ur head on the wall and spin in circles
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