flowercrownsylveon
Cute, fun, and wearing an octopus for a hat
30. Nonbinary (they/she). Bi, poly, neuroatypical, fractured and mended with moonsilver. Glitter pagan. Crunchy melty sugar heart. Cancer sun, Taurus moon, Taurus rising. Best expressed through hugs, rainbows, and cupcakes; unabashedly twee as shit; will not apologize for caring about things. Learning every day to be a better, wiser, more caring, and more capable human being. Critics say: like a five year old and a faerie conspired.
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hmm. Victoria.
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having my evening cucumber
I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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fandom sucks now I never see PSAs for writers about what can and cannot be used as lube
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for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter
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'Drink this!' said Glorfindel to them, pouring for each in turn a little liquor from his silver-studded flask of leather. It was clear as spring water and had no taste, and it did not feel either cool or warm in the mouth; but strength and vigour seemed to flow into all their limbs as they drank it.
After reading that one post about how the human body can’t actually detect a sense of wet but uses context clues and temperature cues, this bit is even wilder. So either hobbits and elves have extra senses, or this just feels like nothing. Like drinking nothing.
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That's what happened to meat
no idea where i was going with this but i abandoned it at the most disconcerting moment possible
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honestly I really do wish we got to gossip with like any of the Garlean characters who would have had a chance to meet Solus about Emet-Selch. like I want to ask Gaius if he did the gay little wave when leaving meetings or councils or whatever. I wanted to ask Quintus this and revel in his confusion about how this random catman would have known about the gay little wave.
Like I know Solus did it. It’s not a question of whether he did or didn’t, because he certainly did. I just want the stuffy stoic military hardasses to have to ask “wait how do you know about the gay little wave”
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Maybe the vacuum knows something you don't
I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.
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"Voting is not enough. We need to take further action on top of voting."
Fair and true.
"Voting is not enough. You should not vote and instead do something else. Like maybe [thing that is 100% not going to happen.]"
Well, if you are not willing to do something as simple, free, and low-risk as voting then I have some doubts about your willingness or ability to do anything more complex or costly than that. You're probably going to just post about things and do nothing to change them. You sound like a paper tiger on panel 1 of an instant loss comic.
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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have you considered being like a mother to your actual fucking children
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obsessed with the fact that naked mole rats seem to have a whole caste of special little guy whose job it is to be really fat, horny, unhelpful, and disgusted by incest
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