"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

Eyes full of Hope

I was put on this earth to be mid and then die

source

The trans girl you have a crush on is literally never going to get the hint, you gotta fucking tell her, now, go do it.

how supervisors look at you when you remind them labor laws exist

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

from the bottom of my fucking heart. how are we supposed to live under these conditions.

Took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchlines to "so a horse walks into a bar" jokes because I just thought that's a normal sized face to have if you're a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man