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Plebiscites: Once again, not Roman Roy’s friend.
#a girl? yes#but the final girl? no#was gonna say gerri’s the final girl#but honestly#she’s probably the murderer#succession#roman roy#gerri kellman#succession polls#final girl#final girl roman roy#final girl tol wambsgans
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I have now correctly predicted the twist endings of two movies long before it should’ve been obvious.
I feel like I’ve unlocked some sort of superpower?
#maybe i just read the plot summaries and forgot?#maybe i’ve just gotten better at recognizing genre conventions?#but probably a superpower
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Ginger beer is truly the perfect drink for masochists. Every sip a delicious little punishment.
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Oh come on. You can’t just say “Welcome To The Pleasure Dome” and not play Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
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Whoever did the lead actress’ hair in this film did her dirty.
And by her, I think I mean the actress’ hair.
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Meanwhile, on the Succession Reddit…
My estranged sibling in christ; the show has been off the air for almost a year. What kind of content, exactly, were you hoping for?
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My toxic trait may be that I enjoy watching Dark Shadows (1966) and shouting “This could’ve been an email, Roger!”
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Cat on the right is just Roman Roy at the sex party.
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Nine minutes in, the screaming has started; as promised.
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So far, the scariest thing about this film is how incredibly badly done the post-hoc dialogue overdub is.
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Glanced at this post, and my brain immediately categorized it as “children’s hospital”.
behind the scenes photos of the bathroom set during the filming of “saw ii” (2005)
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Honestly, I thought that that was why people got married - to get god’s attention, so he’d check in with them telepathically to see if they wanted a bébé.
you think people actually have sex? naked and everything? I have to laugh.
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Venn Diagram VVennesday: Taylor’s Version.
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“Where is he even looking right now?”
My friend, in a surprisingly good Roger Collins voice: “At the cue cards!! Because he had… a long lunch!”
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Supernatural elements aside, I have serious questions about this woman’s abilities as a parent, and her commitment to her child’s best interests.
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Carolyn Stoddard may be the worst medical power of attorney in history.
And I say this as someone who was once unexpectedly asked to answer an MRI screening questionnaire for a comatose and very estranged family member, because the person serving as his power of attorney apparently just refused to cooperate. That was a fun afternoon.
(He survived. I don’t know if he ever changed his power of attorney. I’m certainly not going to be the one to tell him to do so.)
…but my point is, Carolyn Stoddard is at least an equally poor choice of substitute medical decision-maker.
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As a person who was in high school in 2002, I am baffled that anyone would choose that title for something that is not an Evanescence fanfic.
Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal
We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.
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