I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing
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The criteria for “addiction” being “dopamine” is so incredibly stupid it had to have been invented by the people that try to say porn addiction is real thing
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Whose in the peanut gallery COUNCIL today?
Angel and Anju
And what are they doing--
Angel admitted Anju is his 2nd fave whumpee to which Anju of course responds "the FUCK is THAT?"
Five seconds later she's screaming and I have to explain gently that she's arachnophobic :....D (Sorry Angel)
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“DON’T write this character like-“
“Stop drawing them with-!”
“I’m so sick of fandom sleeping on-“
My friend, do it yourself then.
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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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you’re cool as fuck + your meat is huge
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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out
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For the last time: Mary Shelley and Lord Byron were friends. She didn't hate him. His death was a very painful loss to her. She didn't write Frankenstein because she was stuck in a house with him and he was an unbearable person. For God's sake, just read her journals and letters.
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