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fleetwoodmouse · 7 hours
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Absolutely superb Beaste spotted on Etruscan food jar
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fleetwoodmouse · 19 hours
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fleetwoodmouse · 23 hours
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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
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fleetwoodmouse · 1 day
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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs
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fleetwoodmouse · 2 days
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fleetwoodmouse · 2 days
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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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fleetwoodmouse · 2 days
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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 
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fleetwoodmouse · 3 days
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if you are the type of person to tell a girl to stop driving around with an adult sized plastic skeleton strapped into the backseat of her car do not imagine even for one second that you could ever score a girl who would drive around with an adult sized plastic skeleton in the backseat of her car
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fleetwoodmouse · 3 days
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An ad for your deepest desires :)
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fleetwoodmouse · 3 days
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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea
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fleetwoodmouse · 4 days
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fleetwoodmouse · 4 days
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fleetwoodmouse · 5 days
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Chapel of Our Lady of the Snows, Belgrano II Base, Antarctica
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fleetwoodmouse · 5 days
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Python installed successfully 🐍😎
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fleetwoodmouse · 5 days
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my favorite scenes in house, m.d are the ones that go like this
wilson: you stabbed my grandma???
house: to teach you a lesson! everything is fragile, even the people you love!
wilson: she’s 92!
house: oh please, that old lady’s seen worse!
wilson: house-
house: wait! “old lady…” I know what’s wrong w my patient!!! she’s old!!! 🏃🏻💨
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fleetwoodmouse · 6 days
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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
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fleetwoodmouse · 6 days
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sorry but this is so fucking funny. massachusetts can have some rights. as a treat
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