HELP

MY ASSIGNED ANALOG HORROR SERIES IS PENIS FILES

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

My liege, I bring news from beyond the hellsite. Yes. They twinkified him and made him white. Mhm. I’m sorry, my liege, the mistranslations have gone too far. I shall start dad-bodding this man as soon as I leave your sight. What’s that? You want me to make him trans as well? In which direction, your highness? It doesn’t matter? Well said, my lord. I shall commence at once.

hi there

can i hold Kinito?

please & ty

ofc you can you have 3(?) options :)

through autism and necromancy everything is possible

bed time time slight gore(?)/scopophobia warning for the last and second last image

Mewomeowmekw meow

China IL Self Ship commission for @dogmime

lets fucking GO!!! I did a fake screencap for funsies. This is one of my "Pay what you want, I draw what I want" commissions(It was the inspo for it actually!)

How birds act

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

big werewolf putting their clawed hand around your throat, not really choking you, just holding you, letting you know they're here, and they've got you right where they want you.

i keep quoting this theirs actual tears in my eyes

*Crusty jpeg of a skinned animal still breathing* caption: how the pussy got me