you go to the DMV and you finally get called up but youre missing a form so they send you to the back of the line and every animal that has ever existed is in line behind you starting from the simplest single celled organisms formed from protoplasm in the archaen billions and billions of years ago and you spend so much time walking past feather stars and sea scorpions and orthocones and armor plated fish and a tiktaalik and a giant dragonfly and a monster spider and so many types of slugs and then huge labyrinthodont amphibians and tiny lizards and huge lizards and pelycosaurs and a tiny mammal and then small dinosaurs and then huge dinosaurs and more mammals and a great marine sea monster and ducks with teeth and ammonites and a bee and some ants and a snake and then Tyrannosaurus rex and then small hoofed deer and lemurs and thunder beasts and a serpent whale and more snakes and huge camel rhinos and columbian mammoths the entire animal kingdom from start to finish wheeling across your vision like a kaleidoscope theyre all grunting and roaring and hissing and bellowing but just standing still all in line you have walked so far its like youve circled the earth as many times as the moon and right before you finally get back in line a chimp mistakes your tired gaze for a threat to its dominance and it pulls out an energy sword and slays you

being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real

WOWAH QUOTE CAVE STORY IS THAT YOU????

Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

if I forgot your favorite subgenre or misclassified a band feel free to argue in the replies 👍

some people live their lives without even being obsessed with some guy. if you call that living

wags my stupid fucking tail

Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

Every time anyone asks for doodle requests, I always ask for Fierce Deity stuff. If that's not your thing though, I would love anything to do with the Hero of Time as well <3

okay like i know fierce deity was supposed to be the focus here but actually i’m way happy with how the mask turned out

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

Just a lil guy :)

STOP THAT

I’m all for piracy but god you guys have got to stop publicly posting sources PLEASE I just saw one of my favorites just posted out in the open. Please spread that stuff around more privately if you want to support them or sing their praises.

Publicly posting about how cool they are is going to get them taken down at best and get the people behind it in huge trouble at worst.