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Meanwhile At The Hall Of Doom
...I was having a nice nap on the meeting table (Adam•he/him•hella gay)
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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The ONE time he doesn’t get the Darksaber is because he found the Mask of Mandalore instead.
I want a star wars time travel fic but not like. A fix it ‘kill Palpatine and stop the fall of the Order’ fic. I want a time travel fic where Din Djarin, due to Force shenanigans caused by his gremlin son, keeps getting thrown into various points in time and no matter where he ends up or what time he’s in or how hard he tries to avoid it he ALWAYS ends up getting the Darksaber and subsequently has to try (and fail) to talk his way out of being Mand’alor
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
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these are my best friends in the whole world. my anchor when im in a storm. My lighthouse on a stormy night. The definition of i would know him by touch alone. Shout out to the keyboard bumps.
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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#I’m between the knight and plague doctor#but ima go plague doctor for this one#their medical knowledge might not be totally up to date#but it’s better than nothing#and also I want a tall man wearing a bird shaped mask and dressed all in black#hovering behind me at all times#the asethetics of that would fuck SO hard
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one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition
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Hades.
This was initially a commission that didn’t work out, so I might post it as well.
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