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I love the parallels between the interactions Azul had with the twins as a child and the ones he has with others now.
He's pushy. Annoying, even, never going away no matter how often he's told to. He takes barbs and threats in stride, constantly sticking by the target of his interest - Case in point, his interactions with Jamil and Riddle.
When Azul was a child, who did he have to socialize with? Pretty much no one, right? Everyone avoided him.
... Except for the Leech twins. And how did they act with him? That's right: The exact same way. No matter how often Azul threatened to ink them or told them to shut up and leave him alone, they kept pestering him, and that's what brought their relationship where it is now. Just like how Azul keeps approaching others, pestering them no matter how much he's told to leave them alone.
Part of this is probably just the fact that Azul didn't really have any other frame of reference, but at the same time, I can't help but get the idea that he unconsciously copied their mannerisms. It's a nice sign of their closeness, that, no matter how much Azul claims they're nothing more than his business partners, he can't help but copy their actions.
TLDR: Azul mimics the way the twins interacted with him as a child and I think it's a cute sign of their closeness.
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This is my favorite thing
Why I can beat Yandere AU Azul Ashengrotto
Do not ask why i thought of this i just remembered yandere fics
He’s so into me and yk what i can do?? act sweet. yeah he’s observant as fuck but like i’m giving you what you want. you either take ur chances or leave
im too fast for the tweels because im JUST THAT GIRL YK?? IM JUST THAT GIRL. I’M BUILT DIFFERENT. HE CANNOT CATCH ME. (im slow)
OH HE LOCKED ME UP?? look who knows how to lockpick SEE GUYS IM JUST THAT GIRL BROOO YOU CANNOT CATCH MEE.
He has magic?? ME TOO BRO BUT ALSO IM LIKE MADOKA MAGICA HE CANNOT CATCH ME BRO im like goku but better
When he isolates me, i’d probably be chill with that (and then buttering him up and convincing him to let me chill with my friends)
OH HE’S BEATING MY ASS?? LIKE PUNCHING ME?? look what I have *dodges* *dodges* *dodges again* Like whoa bro. im the real alpha here
HE DRUGGED ME?? why would he do that?? thats not nice. I WAKE UP AND I BEAT HIS ASS??? who the fuck is gonna take his bullshit
I tie the tweels up and push them off a flight of stairs
Azul is knocked out aAND THEN I PUSH HIM OFF THE STAIRS WHOOAAHHH WHOAHHH I OWNED HIM !! LOOK AT THAT
and i become the dormleader of octavinelle
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Finally found use for this meme template from Mhuyo (on Twt) ...
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Is Azul Actually Kind?
I know how it sounds but pleaseee hear me out.
Azul isn't kind. That seems to be pretty obvious, right? His benevolence is clearly a facade, meant to hide the selfish, cunning nature lurking within.
I thought that too. But then I saw something that made me question it.
Namely, Azul's Platinum Suit Vignette, where he looks at the Sea Witch's actions regarding Ariel, and calls it 'tough love'.
He isn't talking about himself, he has no reason to fib. He even brings up his Grandma, making it pretty evident he's being sincere. He views the Sea Witch's actions - punishing deal breakers and setting people on them - tough love.
And the Sea Witch's actions are remarkably similar to his own. He makes deals, and he punishes people who can't fulfill them. But there are some very interesting things that, to be, combine with this to bring about the theory that deep down (or maybe not so deep down) he views it as an act of tough love.
1. Azul almost never harms his clients in a truly crippling manner. The one exception to this is the Prefect, but I feel that's easily explained by the fact that this was shortly before his overblot, and like other characters, Azul too was behaving in a manner worse than usual.
Other than that, though, his punishments are typically servitude, or giving up a talent. Keyword: a talent. Not the thing itself. Someone with a good voice who gives it up doesn't become voiceless, they just start sounding hoarse. This is proven during his backstory.
2. Azul comes from a place where 'survival of the fittest' reigns dominant. This is proven during book 6, where he mentions being hypervigilant and a risk of predators under the sea. This was also heavily implied by the twins.
To him, people who don't understand not to trust others likely seem misguided - especially considering his childhood.
3. Azul and Riddle have a lot of Parallels
This one is interesting. If you look closely, Azul and Riddle share many similarities: Sophomore Housewardens, Honors Students, completely broke down during their overblot rather than still concealing their emotions, tyrannical behavior over underlings, heavily implied eating disorders, incredibly hard-working despite their smug appearance, being short-tempered, the list goes on.
Riddle also truly believed that he was doing a service to the students of Heartslabyul by enforcing the rules the hard way. He likely viewed it as a form of tough love.
And so, Azul being kind in his own, odd way starts to make sense. It would give him another parallel to Riddle. And his 'survival of the fittest', bootstrap-pulling upbringing may be he doesn't actually find his actions that cruel, if anything, he genuinely may believe he's doing them a favor by teaching them early on not to trust others, to only make deals they know they can keep. And he's not exactly crippling them, so it's better him than someone who will.
So yeah, maybe Azul really does think he's being kind - at least, deep down.
Discourse, critique, and requests for proper citation are always welcome!
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Cove: *carrying all the groceries*
MC: ? *holds out hand to help*
Cove: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold MC’s hand*
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Hold on wait a sec. Computer, enhance
His quiver is Neige merch.
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SMASH OR PASS WITHOUT THE SMASH !┊ft: all nrc characters!
warnings: none!
contains: gn reader
notes: this is essentially a dateability ranking in terms of pure survival and living your best life. i love all the characters dearly, and this is just for fun!
HEARTSLABYUL
riddle rosehearts: don’t get me started on him. hypothetically, let’s say he has a single romantical bone in his body. he would probably (definitely) want to date someone his mother would approve of, so someone who’s super studious and thinking about becoming a lawyer type of thing. even then, his mother would be the overbearing MIL stereotype, and riddle would just bend to her every whim, so it wouldn’t work. would probably divorce you if his mom said to.
overall rating: 2/10, could be a nice cushy life if he took his penchant for memorizing rules into a lawyer profession and became a rich husband, but still the MIL…. you would end up on r/relationshipadvice within weeks, i’m afraid.
ace trappola: he’s like a frat boy to me, honestly. I think you could be friends with him within reason, but if you actually date him… he’s the kind of guy who would pursue you and then get bored once u start dating. whoops, he had a consensual workplace relationship. he canonically ghosted his ex, guys.
overall rating: 3/10, you would be dating a frat boy. you don’t want that for yourself, trust me, speaking from second-hand experience here.
deuce spade: deuce is actually normal. like he’s no rich boy, but his family is respectful and his mother would adore you if he brought you home. he’s a little slow, but he’s got the spirit, y’know?
overall rating: 6/10, very nice in-laws, very cool husband. you may end up being the primary breadwinner.
cater diamond: with cater, it’s probably a bromance that turns into a real romance. mostly because he didn’t want to confess and ruin the whole thing you had going on together. likely a guy who needs a lot of validation from his partner. like he’ll say he hates pickles if you don’t like pickles. will not let a pickle pass his lips. will try his very hardest to convince you to do silly couple challenges.
overall rating: 8/10, he’s sooooo cute but he’s got unresolved mental instability like you wouldn’t believe. personally, i love that in a man. call me fix-it felix.
trey clover: trey is. trey. average guy whose family runs a bakery. he’s cute though!
overall rating: 5/10, he’s probably a freak in terms of intimate relations! teehee! no further comment.
SAVANACLAW
leona kingscholar: leona is a nice guy, respectful etc. but after a while, he’s not putting the same energy into the relationship as you are. the added layer of dating a literal prince…. no matter how disregarded he is by his family, he is second in line for the throne. the pressure from that sounds crazy, i won’t lie. you might be able to ignore the pressure of him bringing you home to straight up royalty !
overall rating: 5/10, he’s so dreamy and gorjus but he wears uncle sandals.
jack howl: oh he’s so bf material, like you don’t understand. him being really firm on the fact that beastmen choose a life partner? wanting to fall in love and be committed to someone until his dying day? this is Romance. he's probs a good guy to bring to the gym for support if you’re just starting to work out regularly! might accidentally push you past your limits bc he’s thinking beastmen standards and not human.
overall rating: 7/10, he’s so cute and i love him, but he’s a gym bro and does daily early morning jogs and such. cannot accept it.
ruggie bucchi: he’s actually another really normal guy to date! he’s shown to do anything to provide for his loved ones (bringing food home from school to provide for his friends and family). very much an acts of service guy!
overall rating: 4/10, the chances are high that he’ll do that thing that broke dudes do when they get all touchy and hug their partner when the partner pulls out their card to pay for something.
OCTAVINELLE
azul ashengrotto: he would be nice to you ONLY if he had something to gain. would actually play the long game in order to sweet-talk you into signing some contract that totally screws you over forever. he is a capitalist at heart, i fear. he’s gonna get you in some get-rich-quick scheme. also, he can’t kiss and it would be weird and a lot more drool than necessary.
overall rating: 6/10, i love octopus.
jade leech: oh god. he’s like visually appealing but the longer he's talking, the worse it gets. his hobby would literally be getting your heart rate up. you’d be lucky if you don’t get high blood pressure from his desire to see your face twist in an ugly expression. he has a penchant for learning, so he’ll want to research the topic of his interest to the fullest to get the desired results.
overall rating: 3/10, the moment he’s tired of you, he’ll never speak to you again outside of a professional setting.
floyd leech: he wants to have fun every day he can. which is fine, nothing wrong with that. the problem lies when he wants to rope you into it. and his idea of fun is….. questionable. he would call you up in the middle of the night and ask if you wanna go for a joyride that takes you over state lines. and you would only get like three minutes notice. he would also invite himself into your dorm and sleep in your bed. no, he’s not making the bed either, the guy canonically has to be forced into ironing his own shirt.
overall rating: 3/10, he looks like he bites unironically. would you get rabies if a humanized eel bit you?
SCARABIA
kalim al-asim: oh he’s so sweet, but the only problem is literally the fact that he’s rich. he frequently talks about multiple attempts on his life in his youth up until the present day. if people outside of your circle found out you were with him, word would surely spread to unwanted ears, and your life would be at risk because of that immediate association.
overall rating: 6/10, a total sweetheart, but i don’t think i’d be able to eat breakfast with him without wondering if something’s in our food.
jamil viper: he has too many underlying issues that include but are not limited to: an inferiority complex that exists due to his forced proximity to kalim. as much as i’d love to say i could fix him, jamil almost killed kalim. Plus, jamil is literally kalim’s servant. association with kalim = will probably die.
overall rating: 5/10, he’s got issues, but he’s so cute and probably just needs that reassurance or whatever. my silly guy!
POMEFIORE
vil schoenheit: vil is like my fav so i’d love to say that because he’s so nice and rich and pretty that he would be a perfect ten. WRONG. he’s famous. bad! what if he has crazy stans who go after you bc you’re dating him? for your own safety, you would never be able to go public with your relationship, that is if the tabloids don't get to you.
overall rating: 7/10, you’ll have to listen to him go on tangents about neige.
rook hunt: if you’re thinking “yeah no he’s probably a safe bet, he’s rich and i could be his trophy wife/husband”, you like french people and you’re lying to yourself !!!!! ive never met a normal rich person in my life, and rook is no exception. he would know your shoe size before you even know his last name.
overall rating: 0/10, he’s weird AND french.
epel felmier: he lives in a small town where everyone tends to know each other and their business. there’s no hiding your relationship from them. downside is, he would have a crazy inferior complex if you were taller than him. He needs to be a Man’s man, yknow???
overall rating: 6/10, he’s a good cook, an incredible one, even. if you can’t cook and you can deal with a man who desperately wants to show you how cool he is, then this is the one for you.
IGNIHYDE
idia shroud: he wouldn’t date, like he’s a NEET guys, i don’t see it at all. He would marry someone if it was for tax reasons, or just to tell people he isn’t bitchless. you'd just go to a courthouse real quick and pop by an ihop after.
overall rating: 6/10, he would be an incredible overwatch carry. would bully you for sucking super hard in any type of pvp game.
ortho shroud: he’s like a child, so he is not included!
overall rating: 0/10, in terms of dateability, he’s silly tho
DIASOMNIA
malleus draconia: you would be perfectly safe with him. yeah, he’s not fully clear on the norms of human society, but he treats you well! problem is, he'd be a little too obssessed and its going to very quickly turn into "he's going to keep u in this tower bc hes scared abt u dying"
overall rating: 7/10, wouldn’t you love a loser man who is obsessed with gargoyles?!
silver: objectively, the world’s most perfect man. he’s super cute and can cook! everything you would want in a man. he's also got his wacky little sitcom type family like step brothers who are Not human and a dad who is Not human but like they care for him he cares for them!
overall rating: 9/10, no real drama and they'd probably be elated if he brought someone home.
sebek zigvolt: he would choose malleus over you every time, i’m so sorry. like “sorry babe malleus needs help shining his sword or whatever, you can start the movie without me.” realistically the only time sebek could be in a relationship is if he finds someone whos as obsessed with malleus as he is so they can be hyperfixated on him together or something. like how kpop stans marry each other, but with malleus the dragon prince.
overall rating: 2/10, he would use you has a human dishrag to clean shoes for malleus.
lilia vanrouge: everyone loves a fictional old man, but this particular old man comes with trauma and emotional baggage spanning centuries. You can only fix-it felix your way out of so many things. he’s cute, though.
overall rating: 4/10, canonically picks his nose, i fear.
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Chaotic OM! Headcanons
The angels/demons haven't been keeping up with the human realm and have no clue what certain things or terms are anymore
if we had like a LQBTQIA Mc they like wouldn't understand
For example:
Mammon : wait so your like a girl... or a boy?
Transmas Mc : im a boy but I have girl parts
Mammon: *visible confusion* how is that possible...?
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AceMc: *wearing a Asexual flag pin*
Asmo : *thinking it's their home worlds flag* ooo! What's that?
AceMc : my Asexual pin
Asmo : what's a Asexual pin?
AceMc : It's just to represent that i don't feel like sexua love/urges
Asmo : *confused lust demon* ???
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Satan: what's with the big rainbow flag on your wall?
Lgbtqia+Mc : It's a pride flag! I wanted to put it up since it's June in the human world
Satan : huh? *unsure what June and rainbows has to do with lucifer*
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Based on a tweet i saw about Jamil trying to protect Leona with his body but thanks to their height difference he got hit anyway...
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He looks like one of those traditional housewives that can also kick ass
Yknow the ones
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i know the discussion in the fandom is kind of over now BUT i have brain worms so. anyways. i think what a lot of people miss in the whole "oh but Vil made Rook do x thing—" is that Vil WISHES he could make Rook do anything. yes, Rook is obsessed with Vil and would follow him into hell (i mean, he did kind of do that) but at any given moment he's also too focused on how pretty Vil's lips are to actually listen to what he's saying. that man has the worst case of selecitve hearing ever seen in a human being. Vil said "don't transfer to Pomefiore it's a stupid idea" and Rook only heard "transfer to Pomefiore". Vil cannot even get Rook to shut up and y'all think he could force Rook to cut his hair if he didn't already want to. lmao
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