fisyx
Because you know I always want a cup of tea
He/him, 24. I'm Adam and I play less video games than I'd like to. Fan of CR, TAZ, The Chain of Acheron, LoZ, Metroid and AtLA. Profile pic by hubbleablubble here on tumblr!
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Taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetus’s consciousness and make it psychic
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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i honestly think the "oc dont steal" brand of humor died as hard as it did because literally nothing will be as funny as Σario
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fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks
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it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun
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paladins after 1 week of defending the kingdom (their oath prevents them from jacking off and moaning like a girl while on duty)
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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Honestly the whole Tall-Man thing is such an elegant solution to the whole human problem in dnd. So much language like "have some humanity" gets so awkward when there's a group called humans. Having humans instead refer to all humanoids just makes so much sense in this context!
High key gonna bring this up to my dnd groups and am gonna hard code it in if/when I make my own system.
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more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother
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