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karma | 24 | aroace lesbian[icon id: lagoona blue from monster high. she is dressed in sleepwear as she cleans something off her skin / end id]
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note from blogrunner: yes, we've definitely had a poll like this before, but enough time has passed and there's a lot more people following this blog now
#I briefly encountered someone online when I was 13 with the name and I stole it years later#but there is a fictional character I like with the name so… bonus? but I didn’t take my name from him
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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you aren’t a bad person for having “bad” teeth. you’re not less worthy of love or respect because your teeth are cracked/broken/crooked/discolored. ppl with “bad” teeth deserve better
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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I think being a shapeshifter would fix me
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People who don't have the energy to ID every image you reblog, but make sure to describe all your original posts, we're lining up so I can give all of you a big high-five. People who don't know how to describe every image you reblog, but describe lots and lots of specific types of posts like screenshotted tweets or animal images, I am sending you all some little treats.
People who check the notes for IDs, I notice you and I appreciate you so much. People who edit the ID into your posts when someone in the notes provides one, I see you, and you're a constant encouragement to me. We will all do what we can to make a more accessible world together.
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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had
#mutual who was just nonstop dropping sad stuff on their fandom blog 24/7 then one day started being transphobic and dropping the n-word#calling everyone ‘snowflakes’ and just insulting everyone in the fandom saying they were the only normal one#got REALLY transphobic at the end#I ended up reporting their blog and tumblr actually deleted it and notified me …! they did something right
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
#a big part of it as well I think is the fact that they’re just used to seeing everything in English#so when something isn’t in English… they don’t try to understand it and immediately seek English translation#I really wish languages could be taught in English-speaking countries like English is taught in others
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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:
(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)
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Fighting for my life in the Discord server (trying to join a conversation)
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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
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