hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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There are some bad bitches on here but I am too busy with my theories
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One of the best shot of Total Solar Eclipse from 08-04-2024.
Via @nasa-official
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no but actually sarah iles johnston arguing that ancient people had a parasocial relationship with mythological characters resulting in strenghtened belief in them and the perpetuation of hero cults is so true but also so so hilarious. alexander achilleskinning real actually. athenian teenage girls roleplaying as artemis and callisto at brauron real too. the helen of troy discourse must've been crazyyyy
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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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