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i forgot to say this but sunny new year episode. on new years eve everyone realises they never achieved their new years resolutions and have 1 day to scramble to do them. dee tries to become a famous actress overnight, embarasses herself (badly), someone films it and she goes viral (for all the wrong reasons), but she's thrilled and switches tactics to try and capitalise on that and become internet famous instead. charlie tries to capture a ghoul in the sewers. frank straight up kills an old rival businessman who insulted him 30 years ago. mac tries to hoe around philly with a wishlist of sex positions hes excited about but cant find anyone willing to try them out with him, an hour before midnight in defeat he goes to dennis for advice and dennis agrees to help him out to 'educate mac and kindly share his advanced sexual knowledge.' the next day the gang share their stories and ask dennis what his new years resolution was. he reveals hes had the same new years resolution for 20 years and this is the only year he's failed it. his resolution: do NOT sleep with mac

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Succession style intro

The LGBT community is great because when I followed the Always Sunny tag because I like the show and wanted to see humorous clips from it, what I really wanted was to see was gay porn (starring Glenn and Rob).

Daywoman. Fighter of the Nightwoman!! (more genderbend screenshot redraws + an outfit design for charlie's and denise's short-lived glam rock band + guest appearance of THE duster. Because i love that thing.)

mac moodboard

bit with joyce coming out to the gang, and a couple sentences later dennis or dee or frank slip up and misgender her. mac immediately puffing out his chest "EXCUSE ME!!!! Excuse Me. his pronouns are SHE/HER. dont be rude." and everyone staring at mac

for 2024 can we finally abandon the word "problematic" in online arguments and just say what we mean. its such a nothing word nowadays

this took me 7 minutes

a non-comprehensive list of my favorite things glenn howerton has said and done

told conan that he’s been with men, thinks brad pitt is hot, and considers himself a 6 on a scale of 1 (straight) to 10 (gay) right after his wife just had their first child

leaned onto his hand when a guy came up to the microphone to ask a question at comic con and interrupted before he could even start talking to say “what’s up beefcake?”

said the dennis sex doll’s face is not what he looks like sucking dick

wore a $14 shirt from hot topic to a red carpet premiere of his own show

said doing theater gave him opportunities with guys and girls, said “do I want a cock today?” and then in the same sentence as calling himself straight, said “you can have it all” in reference to both women and men

went to juilliard

listed the homosexual undertones in everything they say and do as his favorite running thing on sunny

[to rob] “we were talking about what a wonderful lover you are and how caring you are afterwards”

got a comment about dick sucking advice directed at him during an interview instead of kaitlin, the straight woman who was sitting right next to him

responded to someone asking if coffee town was the first time he ever kissed a man by yelling NO, no, no, no, and then not elaborating beyond saying he hadn’t kissed men on sunny

said on tv that being gay is reflective of most people

was completely unfazed by a hot interviewer whose titties were so out that rob and charlie were avoiding looking at her and instead looked her dead in the eyes and asked if she agreed that some actor was a beefcake

listed sixteen candles and mulholland drive as movies that changed his life

listened to sufjan stevens

named his cat ninjabean at the age of 27

said the name dick wolf made him think of “a man constantly hungry for dick” to which the interviewer replied that it was a rorschach test, absolutely dragging him through the mud

wrote the words “drinky poo” in an actual script for his actual television show

said, and I quote, “the stars aligned” for him and rob

this is getting way too long this list is actually just everything notable and gay he’s ever done in his life

date idea: you say a trope and then i search for an episode of it's always sunny for us to watch with it because they probably already have done that

if macdennis becomes legit you’ll find me in the streets like i’m a middle aged white man who’s sports team just won the championship

Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"

Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

Yonic dish found in NY