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Underrated form of intimacy:
The quiet discussion and good-luck affirmations between you and the person helping you don your armor. The comfort of knowing that the straps and buckles are perfectly secure, because the person who did them up loves you more than words can say.
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Thank you for including me your fake mom who left you home alone not once but twice to share in this happy occasion. I'm so proud of you.
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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience
#We only saw them when they were going to be used (hunting)#Otherwise they were locked up separate to ammunition and the only people who knew where those two boxes were was the owner#Some of my family rely on hunting for food even now though mostly they've switched to bows#So we treated them like any other tool
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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
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#I have no idea because I bought it secondhand#but I think the model was made in like 2019 and I'll use it until it dies#which GIVEN MY CURRENT TRACK RECORD will be whenever I go to a theme park because the last three phones died in accidents within three days
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
#Taking the trash out#It's ten seconds of work when I'm already heading that direction#I'd like it more if my family stopped tying up a full bag and then LEAVING IT IN THE BIN THOUGH#drives me fucking insane#(also I'm presuming this is taking it out and not the accompanying hassle of nagging children to bring me the bags from their room and such)
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#French#But that barely counts under the circumstances#I sort of know part of The Huron Carol in the original Wyandot but not to a translatable level and my pronunciation is abysmal#I did a couple of Latin-English hybrid songs for choir but I don't remember them at all
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LILY GLADSTONE | ELLE Magazine (November, 2023)
📸 Mark Seliger
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Beau DeMayo recommends some episodes from the original #XMen animated series to prepare for the 3-part finale of ‘X-MEN ‘97’:
- Season 1 - EP 13: “The Final Decision”.
- Season 4 - EP 1 & 2: “One Man’s Worth” Part 1 & 2.
- Season 4 - EP 6 & 7: “Sanctuary” Part 1 & 2.
- Season 5 - EP 12: “Descent”.
(via @BeauDemayo)
#XMen 97 spoilers#what this probably means:#time travel#Nimrod#funky timeline shit#Sinister experimenting on mutants#what I am choosing to believe this means:#ethically dubious attempts to save a loved one#Storm/Wolverine getting another moment to shine#a third 'Miss me' and a hug this time I just think we're due a hug after a hand kiss and a hair tussle#I DUNNO I JUST FIND IT REAL INTERESTING TWO OF THESE FOUR STORIES INVOLVE ROGUE GOING FERAL TO SAVE GAMBIT#(no lie I rewatched Final Decision and her responding to Storm's 'Where is everybody?' with 'Where's Gambit?' is the funniest fucking thing#(this is what made child me ship it btw like it's just objectively FUNNY they are Like That)#And both eps have very similar phrasing when they reunite#(worst timeline is they save him and he says it only to have him sacrifice himself again to fix things OR she says it to him emotionally)
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#Tron'na#Well more like Tronn(barely tapped d)o#I don't live near Toronto but I was born and grew up in the area
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Things I’m learning about All For the Game fans: a lot of y’all didn’t grow up with a cheese drawer in your fridge and it shows
#We had a cheese drawer as a kid#I've never seen one in the UK and I'm not sure if it's cultural or they were just phased out
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THE WHEEL OF TIME - “The Dragon Reborn” 1.04
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I can't read. Sorry.
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Oh no, Rogue just dropped Bolivar Trask off a building. If only there was a mutant who could teleport, or use telekinesis, or turn into people who can fly, to save him!
#x men 97 spoilers#Millenial Rage: The Musical#I'm cracking up that Beau DeMayo's response to this was 'we discussed it'#Like dude just out there going#HashtagRogueWasRight#Sometimes you gotta drop a fucker off a building
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#we have Many Mugs But Not As Many As I'd Like Because Shelf Space#we're constantly running out#each of us has 2-3 that are our defaults nobody else touches without permission#and then about as many again of generic ones that are for visitors or whoever needs it#but nobody in this house really likes glasses? I buy them and they get broken and nobody notices for months
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