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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.
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Go, my shitty low-res cropped out soy-jack Marcille. Be free.
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alcryst comm from twitter!
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This is Maggie's worm collection
She loves her worms more than any other toy. She plays with them loads and carries them around the house
At night the worms have to go in a box so that she doesn't wake me up playing with them. So every evening before bed I gather up the worms, put them in their box and have Maggie say goodnight to them.
Night night worms!
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I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
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good morning lethal company tumblr
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FINALLY GOT AROUND TO PLAYING THE IB REMAKE THANK U JANUAR I LOVE U !!!! anyway here are the sillies
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2021 edition🩲
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this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one
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