I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.

King??????? Where are you

Werewolf boyfriend

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

I laughed so fucking hard at this

calling a stranger online bestie is the modern equivalent of going up to a stranger in an old tavern and calling them “my friend”

I think girls should be allowed to maul anyone they want.

kabrus

WHY DID THEY ANIMATE HER BREASTING SO BOOBILY

chilchuck moment

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

my friends trapped a stoned person in a hyperbeam and forced them to watch bad food prep videos

My storyboard assignment for school!! They gave me free reign so I drew the silly monkies :D 🎊

🎵 Easy Breezy - chelmico

you've heard of love triangles now get ready for th

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on