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Every time I come across this when I’m searching for something else it brings me so much joy.
Here are the best moments from the Caldwell scavenger hunt gender reveal, which I'm watching at about 1:55am EST:
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Small Kendra
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Joe Duggar plows over small child on his way to find a clue upstairs and doesn't even blink, even as the small child shrieks excessively for the next minute or so.
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Joe tries to squeeze past 3 small Caldwells to find a clue. At this point in the game he's the only adult playing.
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Joe almost mows down ANOTHER small child when he shoves them aside on steep, metal staircase trying to get to another clue. Somebody gets knocked over at some point but cameraman Paul is too slow to catch it (I'm blaming Joe).
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Christina hides one of the clues in a shoe, and the clue that tells them this just says.....it's in a shoe. In a house full of a million people who each have multiple pairs of shoes, this is understandably the most challenging clue.
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During the 'shoe clue' Joe says 'maybe it's in a pocket' and begins searching through coat pockets, even the clue said nothing about coats or pockets, just explicitly that the clue was....in a shoe. Christina tries to explain this to Joe, who continues to search coats.
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Kendra doesn't get to run around the house and mow down stray children
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Lauren gets back in the game and finds the final clue. It's a girl!! The Caldwells all shout and laugh together in an eerily similar way.
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Happy TTPD Eve to all who celebrate 🤍🩶🖤
Morning edit: A DOUBLE ALBUM !!!
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i ask this in 100% good faith as sometimes who's just read over Trump's 2025 manifesto: what the fuck are we supposed to do
like i know the big call is to not vote for Biden or Trump and trust me I do not want to vote for Joe, but the manifesto is going after the rights of women, pregnant people, every type of person under the LGBTQ umbrella, POC, and in a political climate where Roe v. Wade was overturned i feel like it's completely possible that he'd be able to achieve at least some of that so
is there a 3rd party candidate I don't know about?? or what is the plan here bc tbh as a queer person and someone who was planning to be pregnant in the next year I'm scared as hell like are we really just not voting? It's 7 months out and I feel like no one is agreeing on what to do
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So this is a podcast style video that Karissa uploads on her to her family channel but it’s “hosted” by someone else and also it has two titles. Why can’t she do anything normal.
I'm watching, so you don't have to. Stay tuned..
#a dash would have been helpful when reading this video title#I thought the guest was someone named Karissa holidays#I couldn’t find a Lesley goodgasell on yt so I’m assuming this is just a#Karissa project but I’m not searching podcast providers to verify
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if he wanted to, he could've turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, or vitamin pills into amphetamines.
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I was scrolling the tag for Anneliese on @precious-and-neat-fundies ‘s blog and I have to say there is something about that woman that elicits the funniest commentary from this community. It is a goldmine of laugh out loud bewilderment* to relive our reactions to Anneliese just being herself. excellent work everyone, I love it here.
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Did not predict that last minute addition as the winner but here are the results !
#honestly nicknames being in second place is why I’m in this community and not Reddit#they really grind my gears#this was a cool look at the community thank you to everyone who voted and responded#and thank you to spurgiecuz for collabing with me#it would have been a MUCH shorter poll without you
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Reminder that this is first and foremost an anti-katie joy / withoutacrystalball blog.
#the asinine comment#followed by immediately posting a screenshot of the post as though it’s breaking news#and also *waves arms wildly to indicate the past several years of disgusting behavior*
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scribbled out hierarchy of needs meme that says “YouTube understanding my complete lack of desire to smell like a Girl Scout cookie” send tweet
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When I think of Paul and Morgan, I recall their video where they justified bullying and harassment because they are apparently called as Christians to highlight sin and evil when they see it and that “love thy neighbor” is misconstrued.
Dav spoke highly of Paul and Morgan from their weekend together and it seems Dav is remaining active in his Christian groups while being honest about this journey.
Dav has said this is something he’s been processing for years and years, that internal work rarely clicks for the people around you.
I worry that the people around him are having “patience” while he goes through what they see as a phase or a test and I think if he continues down this path that faux graciousness will run out and he will be targeted.
I worry Dav has a false safety net currently and it’s going to be very difficult if these friends decide it’s against their faith to continue to associate with him and that they are commanded to share their perspective with him.
While I wouldn’t compare Bethany to Ethan Plath, I wonder how similar Dav and Olivia’s journeys may end up looking a few years down the road.
#yall this is something I decided not to include in my Big post about Dav#when i say you’re getting an essay I mean it this time 😭#this is just a comparatively short one off thought
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hmmmm…
Bethany's "Deconstruction" IG QnA
#I’ll be chewing on this while I chew on the McKay and Jordan video#and then yall are getting a full on dissertation of my thoughts
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