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Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
these
are
the
best
movies
ever
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me: *depressed anxious and crying every night*
god:
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Me in hell: why am I here?
Mom in heaven: cause you be on that phone
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so I’ve got this headcanon that Guardians of the Galaxy is really the Avengers playing a table top roleplaying game, where Bucky’s the DM who suffers through heaps and loads of trolling
Mostly from Steve
Especially from Steve
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Axe Murderer: Time to die
Me: *sobbing* Why are you doing this
Axe Murderer: Cause you be on that phone
My Mama: I TOLD YOU
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the moment i knew skai is not the one to be trifled with
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That was a killer joke.
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I tried to change. Closed my mouth more, tried to be softer, prettier, less awake. Fasted for 60 days, wore white, abstained from mirrors, abstained from sex, slowly did not speak another word. In that time, my hair, I grew past my ankles. I slept on a mat on the floor. I swallowed a sword. I levitated. Went to the basement, confessed my sins, and was baptized in a river. I got on my knees and said ‘amen’ and said ‘I mean.’
I whipped my own back and asked for dominion at your feet. I threw myself into a volcano. I drank the blood and drank the wine. I sat alone and begged and bent at the waist for God. I crossed myself and thought I saw the devil. I grew thickened skin on my feet, I bathed in bleach, and plugged my menses with pages from the holy book, but still inside me, coiled deep, was the need to know … Are you cheating on me?
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