Do you know how disappointed I was to find out as an adult (who works at a daycare) that the inchworm toy (that I dreamed about as a kid) doesn't actually work like that
I was devastated
Yall remember that episode if Rugrats, where they almost died of heat exhaustion while the grown ups slept? (Yea we can unpack that dark ass shit later) BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE SAD WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE BADASS BABY, AL-SABU AGAIN!? HIS NAME LITERALLY MEANS “HEART OF LIGHT!” THATS AWESOME!! LOOK AT THAT DOPE ASS INCH WORM THINGY HE RODE! SHOUT OUT TO BROWN BADASS BABY OUT HERE SAVING A GAGGLE CRACKERLINGS FROM DYING OF DEHYDRATION!
I feel like trump is using his press secretary as another way to tweet when he's too busy to reach for his phone..and thinks we're all just gonna take it as the truth without any logical thinking involved