Hmmm...

decomposition

lenticular riso prints!

changing my degree to physics and then getting a degree and then getting a masters and a phd and then working with the brightest minds in the field day and night and every evening they say do you want to go out for drinks you're too serious and i say no and keep working in the lab alone and i get a nobel prize but i ignore it because im too focused on my work and eventually finally building a time machine and volunteering as the first subject even though i could die and everyone says wow he's so heroic for volunteering for that and then igo back to new jersey 1999 and beg geoff rickly to let me hit just once please just one chance please please please please and he says no

something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

MCR for Metal Hammer Issue #138, April 2005 🩸 #Revenge20

📸 via John McMurtrie

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

dobre intencje

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

theyre closer now than ever before

Making long-form webcomics is like

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.