if you invite me to your home and there are animals of any sort inside that home, i am no longer there to visit you, i am there for the animals, i have come for the beasts and you just happen to be there
what about [queer identity that is currently contentious]?
yeah they're great too.
love the weird shit you do here, how can I give you money?
my ko-fi is here, my cheap-ass patreon is here
will you please stop posting so much about sex/Gotham/old Batman comics/what you're reading?
no, but feel free to blacklist any of the following tags:
#sex edventures 2024
#gotham time
#batblogging
#reading updates
do you still answer sex ed questions here?
yes.
okay so my period is so bad that I'm regularly lightheaded/dizzy/ throwing up/fainting/unable to move or do anything but wail in agony. is that normal?
no, babe. you need to talk to a doctor.
do you give relationship advice?
I don't like to.
but I need relationship advice...
either talk about it or break up.
can you tell me my sexuality or gender?
I really can't, and I wish you didn't want me to. it's fine to not be 100% sure, man.
what’s your whole deal?
queer
okay, what are your pronouns?
"I still rather think that pronouns come to me from others, which I find interesting, since I receive an array of them – so I am always somewhat surprised and impressed when people decide their own pronouns or even when they ask me what pronouns I prefer." - Judith Butler
I sent you a message via raven but the raven never came back, do you know why?
that’s my raven now. I didn’t employ any bribery but the bird has made a choice and I will be respecting it. better luck next time.
what’s your favorite color?
#fecee9
have you seen [insert movie/TV show]?
I've never seen a movie or TV show in my life and I don't want to.
what will happen if I walk through this ghostly doorway that’s appeared at the back of my room?
oh, great question. if you find yourself standing alone in a star-lit clearing with a pang of nostalgia in your belly, you’ll probably be just fine. if there’s a charming, talkative animal waiting for you with a kind smile that doesn’t reach its eyes, I’m afraid you’ll need to run. if you look closely you’ll notice that smile has a few too many teeth.
I caught a really nice thunderstorm that I think you’ll like, can I send it to you?
yes, and thank you in advance. sprinkle some glitter on it and hurl it into any convenient body of water; I’ll find it eventually.
are you a Moth Prince apologist?
for the last time, just because he has my sword does not mean I condone every individual action he takes. there’s such a thing as nuance.
what if this FAQ has only raised further questions?
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
i've already mentioned this but I never picked up on "coworker" as a substitute for "normie" online. I thought we were joking about things specifically our coworkers do and not "normie things". and it added up in that context. but the world is cruel and i'm not a gifted kid