this could be us but i have trust issues
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Maybe?
The phone my employer gave me is dusty.
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I did. Dust is too gross to leave on anything.
The phone my employer gave me is dusty.
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The phone my employer gave me is dusty.
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I do not get half of what the words I am seeing mean.
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One of my best friends is bullying my child, problematic :/
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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
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image description: polar bear cub sitting on a snowy background
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What are aliens? What’s a quirk? That foundation sounds familiar. I don’t know what a pokemon is but, I don’t think I could answer what my favourite race is. My supervisor is a “mummy”, maybe those?
Hes always really nice.
What’s a sep? Why do you type like that? It’s confusing. Why would I have a favourite race of monster?
g€€€€€€z€ ali€ns…. thats my QUIRK!!! not S€P, S€P! the OTH€R l€tt€r! the s€cur€ €ontain prot€ct foundation!!!! but if you dont know what that is its fine b€caus€ MONST€R is a pr€tty VAGU€ t€rm!!!
b€caus€ monst€rs are €ool!!! it do€snt €v€n hav€ to b€ a scary monst€r, id €v€n tak€ a pok€mon as a valid answ€r!! th€y hav€ monst€r in the nam€ so th€y TOTALLY count!!!
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