I’m sorry, but are we just gonna ignore that the WDC trophy is just sat there in the background perched on the Red Bull fridge like it’s some casual thing????
Q: "People want to know Max about the missing cat story!"
Max: "He basically jumped to the neighbors, they also have an outside terrace, and then he realized there were dogs inside. So he was hiding and not making any noises!
I lost him for like 10-12 hours and then we texted the lady downstairs and she found him outside."
Q: "It's the same cat that locked himself in the room?"
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
At some point this season we are going to get a Max, Daniel, Lando, Carlos, Fernando press conference and the poor moderator is going to have zero power as chaos erupts every damn second.
There will be side jokes as answers are given. A debate as one person tries to answer.
And today, my friends, marks the day I was asked by a therapist what is your motivation for staying alive? And I looked that poor woman straight in the eyes and said, I haven’t worn a dagger in a thigh strap yet.
I don’t know if it’s weird but I LOVE pickles and salami. To be honest I love pickles. I’ve probably paired pickles with something bizarre in the past and people have wrinkled their nose at me.
87. your greatest fear?
We could go deep, being the fear of leaving this mortal coil without having made any form of impact, big or small, or a bit lighter which is being locked in an abandoned house or something similar, at night, with nothing but a faulty torch… 🙈
93. nicknames?
I’ve never really had any nicknames to be honest, sorry to be a bit of a Corning answer. My name is fairly short so doesn’t lend to belong shortened. I have been called “pocket rocket” before but it didn’t ever really stick as a nickname 😅
Thanks for the asks!
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