do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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Mordred, looking at Merlin like a murderous psychopath: "You don’t trust me, do you, Merlin?"
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maybe the real plan was hidden in the life-destroying secrets we were keeping from each other along the way
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“and part of this character’s arc is them learning how to be loved and cared for”
me every time: oh my god part of this character’s arc is them learning how to be loved and cared for
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biologist here! why are plants green? well they suck up air from the sky (blue) and mix it with the sunlight (yellow) i fucking love science.
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I'm starting to find evidence on twitter of antis encouraging each other to shun friends and family for not being one of them and I am deeply concerned. This is some cult shit.
"should I shun my friend for being proship even though they're my only irl friend?"
"Should I shun my mother for being proship?"
The answer to both of these is GET HELP. You are being brainwashed into thinking that your friends and family are dangerous when you know that they wouldn't hurt anyone. See a therapist, take some time off the internet, reevaluate your situation. Fiction does not take precedence over your loved ones.
I'm tagging this with "antis please interact" because I think they need to see this too, and hopefully it helps someone. Your loved ones are not dangerous because of their taste in fiction.
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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend
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when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there
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Isn't Hannibal a bad person though?
I can't think of anything bad he did
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