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feralplantwife · 16 hours
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Maybe I don't want to consume media, did you ever think of that?
Maybe I want to savor it. Sample it. Press it to the roof of my mouth until I can pick the flavors apart piece by piece. Maybe I want to wrap up half and put it in the fridge to save for later or share with a friend. Maybe I want to stretch it to last over weeks or even months. Maybe I'll pair it with a wine or a whiskey to see what new experience I can garner.
Maybe I am ravenous. I want this thing and every last drop of substance I can draw out of it. Maybe sometimes I haven't eaten in a while, and I want to devour it. Maybe I want to go in with messy fistfuls instead of a knife and fork and then despair when it's all gone all too soon. Just rip it apart and swallow it down until there's nothing left to do but lick the plate.
Maybe instead of consuming media as fast as my greedy, under-stimulated brain can manage in a futile attempt to keep up with the never-ending deluge of new shows, new movies, new hit series, new adaptation, new up-and-coming, new season, new on Hulu, new to Netflix, new from Paramount, new, new, new-
I want to enjoy it, revel in it, roll around and get down and dirty with it.
Did you ever think of that?
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feralplantwife · 21 hours
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feralplantwife · 21 hours
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OH MY GOD THAT IS SO COOL
THE 50K WORD LONG ELDRITCH SHEN YUAN FIC BASED HIM OFF MERGOS WET NURSE???? IM CREAMING
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feralplantwife · 3 days
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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
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feralplantwife · 4 days
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the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
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feralplantwife · 4 days
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do you not ever get tired of pessimism? of hating hope? of being miserable? like yeah life is full of horrors and terrors. but it’s also full of strangers who hold the door open for for you. the color green. stained glass windows. bluegrass music. cats who butt their heads against your leg. dancing and laughing and crying.
none of that cures the agonies, but they are small acts of resistance to it. things may be shit, but life can still be good. and i know that because good things still exist. simple and small and full of hope.
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feralplantwife · 4 days
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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feralplantwife · 4 days
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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
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feralplantwife · 4 days
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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feralplantwife · 5 days
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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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feralplantwife · 5 days
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The biggest tragedy of Luo Binghe’s life is that he’s a bottom who’s being forced to top because his wife is a pillow princess and still subconsciously influenced by the lies written by that hamster twink.
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feralplantwife · 6 days
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Lan Wangji: I can excuse necromancy, but I draw the line at decades-long conspiracies
Lan Qiren: You can excuse necromancy?! 🤨
Random Person: I just can't get past the necromancy tbh
Lan Wangji: Yeah? Maybe I don't love the necromancy either, but that's a conversation between ME and HIM in private. As for YOU, I don't know who YOU think YOU are to be questioning MY pookie.
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feralplantwife · 6 days
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"Welp, I know where I'm going!"
Writing Prompt #138:
On their 17th birthday, everyone receives a letter from their future selves. Many receive long messages with wisdom, regrets, long lost lovers and choices, while others seek economic gains and riches. You’ve just received yours and it contains nothing more than a long list of coordinates and the words, “DO NOT VISIT”.
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feralplantwife · 6 days
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This is your reminder that black people and people of color generally exist in fandom spaces and deserve to be safe and welcome. Diversity enriches the experiences of everybody, whether they themselves are a minority or not.
If your support for cosplay, art, or general respect for a person in fandom depends upon the enjoyer looking like the characters in the source material, you are a Thief of Joy and need to sit down and be quiet until you can learn to behave yourself
Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
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feralplantwife · 6 days
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Okay, I know that not everyone was taught how to clean. I wasn't taught how to clean. I learned how to clean when I was in my early twenties. I'm still learning.
My biggest contribution is:
Mop your floors with hot water and a floor cleaner! Or even just got water!
With an actual mop and bucket!
I know some of us grew up just sweeping or using a wet jet, but I PROMISE. I promise promise promise that a twist head mop (look up Cedar brand mop) will make so much difference. Get one with a removable mophead so you can throw it in the washing machine when you're done with it.
Mop your floor, dump your water, and mop again until the water is clean.
Remember to wash your sheets. I am begging you to wash your bedding
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feralplantwife · 7 days
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Character Names in LBFAD – Meaning and Significance
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What’s in a name? For the characters of LBFAD (Love Between Fairy and Devil), a whole lot of hidden meanings! These are not apparent to English viewers. Here are my translations and interpretations of these meanings.
DongFang Qing Cang - 东方青苍: “East, Cyan, Dark blue”
The surname “DongFang” means East, the direction of the rising sun. Both Dongfang Qingcang’s (DFQC) personal terrace at Silent Moon Palace and the replica Arbiter Hall he built for Xiao Lanhua (XLH) face East, and capture the most beautiful sunrises. DFQC (and previous generations of DongFangs) are well-respected by their people and enjoy the best locations and residences in Cangyan Sea.
The “Cang” in DFQC was named for his realm, “Cang” Yan Sea, as he was expected to be its leader and follow the path set for him by his father, and Lady Yan before him. Lady Yan chose to rid herself of emotions in order to wield Hellfire, and DFQC’s father forced the same decision onto him. The hanzi (mandarin character) for “Cang” in DFQC and Cangyan Sea means dark blue, and the darkness of this colour represents the darkness of the path he was expected to follow.
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But “Cang” is not the only colour in DFQC’s name! The “Qing” in his name means lighter shades of blue/green, or cyan. And despite his prescribed mission to emotionlessly conquer the three realms, DFQC has many lighter, more peaceful shades to his character that reveal themselves as the series progresses. He forms a friendship and brotherhood with his enemy Changheng, who shares with him a love of playing music, art and cuju! And he rises above the cruel dictator of Shuiyuntian who almost annihilated his people, by sending his people to aid Shuiyuntian.
Xiao Lan Hua - 小兰花: “Little Orchid Flower”
We are first introduced to our female lead as “Xiao Lanhua”, which is not a name, but a description of what she believes her true form to be, a little orchid flower. But this was a disguise given to her by her parents and upheld by Siming. Her real name is Xiyun.
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Xi Yun - 息芸: “Every breath”
The character for “Xi” in XLH’s true name is the same as the “Xi” in her realm, “Xishan”, and means breath (of life). Just like DFQC, she is named for her realm, as she was the intended leader of Xishan as its Goddess. The Xilan tribe of Xishan had powerful healing magics, and hers is the most powerful of all, with the ability to resurrect the dead with her blood, thus providing the breath of life. She uses this to great effect, resurrecting DFQC in ep. 26, everyone who died on the battlefield in ep. 31, and freeing the 100,000 sealed soldiers of the Moon Tribe.
The “Yun” in her name meaning every, combined with “Xi” can be interpreted as “every breath”. Sadly, XLH’s every breath is for one purpose and brings her closer to her one destiny. She is fated to sacrifice herself to save the three realms from Taisui. If this had happened, then like Lady Chidi before her, her sacrifice would soon have been forgotten.
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Chi Di - 赤地: “Red/Barren Earth”
The “Chi” in Lady Chidi’s name means red, and paired with “Di” meaning earth, can also mean barren earth. She is the only official in Shuiyuntian seen wearing Red, as even the current God of War, Changheng, conforms to the same white and pale blue robes that other officials wear. Chidi is therefore a standout who asserts her individuality and does not conform to expectations. Her way of thinking outside the box, led to DFQC and his 100,000 Moon Tribe soldiers being completely blindsided by her sacrifice 30,000 years ago. It also led to her breaking heaven’s laws to resurrect Ronghao, to her later detriment.
Chidi wields powerful earth magics, as represented by her name. These are so powerful that she is able to seal the 100,000 soldiers of the Moon Tribe within the barren earth of Xuanxu realm. Her mighty Shuofeng sword is also swallowed by the barren earth and her magic cannot be reversed without her primordial spirit.
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Xun Feng - 巽风: “Obedient wind”
The “Xun” in Xunfeng means to obey, and the “Feng” means wind. His name can be interpreted as either “obedient to the wind” or an “obedient wind”. Like the wind, Xunfeng lacks substance, confidence and ability, and is disrespected by his people during DFQC’s imprisonment. Many contenders try to steal his position as Moon Supreme, and he almost dies on the Wind Plain until DFQC arrives to save him.
But Xunfeng cares fiercely for his people. In his attempt to protect them, he collaborates with Ronghao without knowing his identity or motivations. He is thus “obedient to the wind” where Ronghao is an unknown and unseen entity, like the wind. Xunfeng is unable to discern that Ronghao is keeping Cangyan Sea in a constant state of civil unrest and tormenting the souls of deceased Moon Tribe members until much later, with DFQC’s help!
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Shang Que - 觞阙: “Watchtower”
“Que” meaning watchtower is an apt description for DFQC’s lieutenant and right-hand man. Shangque has many talents suiting him to this role! These include his ability to be stealthy, gather information discreetly, undertake covert missions successfully, act as a powerful defensive force, and a healing one due to his skill with Chinese medicine. Like a watchtower, he kept watch for 30,000 years during DFQC’s absence on all events occurring within the three realms. His loyalty and love for DFQC, whom he views as a brother and whose return he awaited for 30,000 years, are astounding!
 “Shang” paired with “Que” can mean lacking sustenance. This is the state Shangque was in when orphaned as a young boy, and many tried to take advantage of him and his dragon body. If not for DFQC saving him, he would likely have perished from hunger or been murdered :(
Jie Li - 结黎: “Dark knot”
Jieli suffers from much internal torment which is like a dark knot inside her. From the moment she was born, she never knew or received love, and was raised by people who continually exploited her, physically harming her and threatening her life. That she is even capable of loving and caring for others is a miracle! Unlike Shangque, nobody like DFQC ever stepped in to save her and care for her.
Jieli cares deeply for both XLH and Shangque. Her life under threat, she makes some bad choices such as spilling a drop of Chidi’s blood onto the Bone Orchid. This is one of many dark and knotty situations she encounters. Although she soon decides she would rather die than hurt XLH, Dieyi poisons Shangque to force her obedience.
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Yun Zhong - 云中: “Among the clouds”
Yunzhong literally lives among the clouds, but his head is also in the clouds. He is very narrow-minded and cannot think outside the box. When XLH does not fit within the eight-class system of Shuiyuntian, he immediately decides she is Moon Tribe (even before the Bone Orchid protects her) without considering other possibilities. He is so strict with Changheng that he would rather execute the most powerful asset to Shuiyuntian (and his brother!!) than tolerate the slightest disobedience! Throughout the series, he is intent on exterminating the Moon Tribe and almost does in ep. 31 on completely false pretences.
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Chang Heng - 长珩: “Steadfast bird”
Like the golden bird brooches that the celestials wear to represent their tribe, Changheng is a model citizen of Shuiyuntian. He is steadfast and loyal to his duties and puts these above his personal desires. When trying to rescue XLH from Cangyan Sea in ep. 13, he is honest with her that he cannot break the rules of Shuiyuntian, and only hopes that Yunzhong will be reasonable and lenient towards her! Changheng is far more steadfast and loyal than the average celestial. He is the only one apart from Ronghao to visit Chidi’s grave on her death anniversary, honours his brotherhood with DFQC after returning to the immortal world, and after learning Ronghao’s secret identity, listens to his side of the story.
Dan Yin - 丹音: “Crimson tidings”
Twice, Danyin is the bearer of important news, relaying her visions from the Tianji mirror to the sacrifice of her own desires. First, she tells a wounded and imprisoned Changheng about his wedding to XLH in the mortal realm, causing him to start a mortal tribulation. Then, she tells Yunzhong and the High Council about XLH’s true identity as the Goddess, saving Changheng from execution and leading to his wedding with XLH.
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Rong Hao - 容昊: “Vastly compromising”
Ronghao has “one tiny earthly desire”, that his beloved master can live. What he is prepared to do to achieve this includes burning the souls of dead celestials and Moon tribe, massacring the entire Xilan population including their women and children, forcing his master to endure 30,000 years of cruel mortal tribulations and using evil qi to keep her alive. His willingness to vastly compromise both himself and her leaves Lady Chidi aghast.
Die Yi - 蝶衣: “Butterfly costume”
Dieyi is a shape-shifter and the different forms she takes, butterfly or woman, are her costumes, which help her to be sneaky and nefarious.
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Xie Wanqing - 谢惋卿: “Withering sigh”
Having forgotten her life as Lady Chidi, Xie Wanqing feels incomplete without knowing why, expressed by her sad sighs. Chidi is forced to endure countless mortal tribulations just like this one and die (wither) repeatedly. (In the novel, in each of these lives she is condemned to be murdered by the one she loves!)
Xiao Run - 萧润: “Mournful wealth”
Both Xiao Run and his true self as Changheng come from positions of wealth and noble status. But both of them mourn the loss of freedom that comes from this – although Xiao Run is more of a carefree rebel! :D
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Si Ming - 司命: “Arbiter of fate”
Using the power of her position as Arbiter of Fate, Siming has repeatedly defied heaven’s laws and changed fate! She resurrects Ronghao as an immortal, creating a new destiny leaf for him. She released the convicted dragon Chang Yuan and married him. And she instructs DFQC on how to also defy nature’s laws and change destiny! :D
Chang Yuan - 长渊 “Steadfast abyss”
He is the deep abyss that Siming falls into, as in choosing him, she accepts the fate of being imprisoned with him in the Ruins of Myriad Heavens for the rest of eternity. But at least he is steadfastly loyal to her.
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Tai Sui - 太岁: “Very Ancient”
This most ancient of tricksters could not be defeated by numerous generations of Goddesses, who merely sealed him beneath Xishan. Over his very long life spanning hundreds of millenia, he has learned to tell whatever lies are needed to manipulate others and ensure his survival.
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Here is a link to my article: Location Names in LBFAD – Meaning and Significance
All of my LBFAD articles can be viewed with the tag #lbfad reflections (hyperlinked) and the table of contents to these is here.
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feralplantwife · 7 days
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