graduation kiss never happened au where smh gather to celebrate bitty's 30th birthday and they all get pretty drunk and chirp him for being old now, and somehow it evolves into complaining that he never let them hook him up when they were "young and crazy" back in college. and it's not that he's that drunk but it's just been so long that bitty doesn't feel self-conscious saying, "oh c'mon, y'all knew i was hung up on jack."
and ransom is like, "uhh?" and holster shouts, "WHAT" and shitty says, "um no we fucking did not" and lardo mutters something about suspecting but not knowing
and bitty raises his head and sees jack frozen, beer bottle halfway to his mouth, staring at bitty like he just shifted the ground beneath jack's feet
witch!bitty au where he is pretty sure that jack has walked him on the mixing spoons stirring themselves and the pies baking a little extra fast a few times or how he is able to stack and carry 10 jars at a time so Bitty is finally like: “there’s something I’ve been meaning to talk to you about”
and jack is like “actually I have something to tell you too-“ and bitty is like
“I ‘m magic”
and at the exact same time jack says “I’m gay”
and then they just stand there for a sec and then bitty says “oh. Yeah. I’m that one too.”
And jack just goes “um I cannot say the same” and they kiss the end
If Marvel hadn't been cowards they would have made Peter a true gen z kid and he would have roasted like 80% of the avengers and the gotg within the first 10 minutes for either racism, sexism or cultural appropriation