Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

art by @BottlngSunshine

Are clowns patriotic

weird anti ideology finally leaking out into the mainstream

does 1 (one) task and i’m done for the rest of the day. productivity complete. life won. ignoring the twenty other tasks i need to do. got 99 problems and i’m ignoring them all.

Ok but good luck deciding how you and your two friends are gonna cook them before the sun comes up and turns you all to stone, while a wizard keeps tricking you into arguing with each other

if i were a gnome or leprechaun type fellow i would do a funny-ass dance

I'm impaling you on my sword and slow roasting you over the fire I'm sorry to say

for ages i thought i didnt like drag because of internalized homophobia but it turned out i just don't like bright lights and loud music and really visually complicated things

spd is homophobic i guess is what im saying

i bought weird "kfc popcorn chicken" flavored popcorn (thats apparently a thing) like a week ago cause i was curious (they fucking sucked) and somehow the chicken flavoring got everywhere in my room and the smell of it has haunted me since

like once a day my hand just suddenly smells of those awful fucking popcorn im gonna go insane, i feel like the kfc intelligence division is after me

posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.

You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are

one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what’s film?

Me: … film. Like… film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what’s that mean?

Me: … before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:… with film? I haven’t had enough coffee for this conversation