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fatasselmerfudd · 10 hours
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fatasselmerfudd · 10 hours
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the problems really start coming and they don't stop coming
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pictured is the water heater in our basement, the gas won't light and it's sprung a leak. we currently don't have any hot water and are dealing with some mild flooding. I will be updated my family's gofundme to account for the price of the furnace as well as getting a new heater installed. in the mean time, we could use some help getting these to clear out the wetness in the basement.
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$0/246
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fatasselmerfudd · 2 days
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fatasselmerfudd · 2 days
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LMAO THE "WOAH HEY" FROM MARCILLE HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY WEEK
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fatasselmerfudd · 2 days
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Rover【Animal Crossing】
みしらぬネコ【どうぶつの森】
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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Lately all I ever do is mess around
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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brutalist candy cane
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ܫ<
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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When I'm a pastor and I open my eyes and the rapture happened when I was giving my sermon
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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me as a child: this "$4.99" sales stuff is idiotic, anyone can instantly round this up to $5 in their mind, no one is falling for this
me as an adult: oh wow only $4 (with some additional numbers behind it), that's great because if it was a single dollar more that would have been the last straw for me in my miserable life
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america
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fatasselmerfudd · 3 days
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cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
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fatasselmerfudd · 4 days
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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me
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fatasselmerfudd · 4 days
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OP also turned off reblogs for this but it has to be said
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fatasselmerfudd · 4 days
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