Person Pictured: Landon Barker [no I don't know either] Designer: I don't know google won't tell me which is rude

Listen I know I'm a hopeless enby but I'm actually really here for this?? I normally would not be okay with the hip cutouts, but since that's a weirdly common trend right now, I like the menswear play on it. I like the tiny pink hair bit, and the harness stands out nice from the matte suit fabric. I just like when people do good gender play and give me something I like to look at!

Person Pictured: Harry Styles Designer: Harris Reed [my new arch-nemesis, since he made Shania Twain into a cow on the same night]

What the fuck. What the fuck is this. I literally do not have enough words to describe how much I hate this. Why is he wearing a clown suit??? Why is it bedazzled?? But most of all why does this man seem to think we all want to see his fucking chest over and over again my guy your tattoos embarrass me. It looks like you walked into a tattoo shop and pointed at some flash on the walls and just had them tattoo them willy-nilly. I don't want to see that. He needs to stop.

People Pictured: Yo Gotti (Left), Angela Simmons (Right) Designers: ???? Who did this

The top 2/3 of this photo are fine. Probably too boring for a red carpet event, but great for a regular black tie one.

And then we get to the ostrich feather lamp monstrocity that's attacking the bottom of her dress. Why is it suspended by wires????? Why does it need to hover upsettingly over the ground and move like a weird puppet sombrero instead of dragging on the ground like a normal train??? It's not even good for stealing things because everyone around you can also look inside the hoop of feather dusters you attached to the bottom of your dress for some unhinged reason.

Person Pictured: Viola Davis Designer: Naeem Kahn Makeup Artist: Sergio Lopez-Rivera

I'm so proud of Viola Davis for achieving her well deserved EGOT status tonight at the 2023 Grammy Awards!!

I am also, however, very disappointed in her makeup art for painting so garishly on her face? Her cheeks are literally. red. Why do her cheeks match her dress?? And the full black makeup covering her eye sockets make her eyes seem to pop out weird.

The dress is.... fine? Less of a sin at least. I do not understand why it appears as if the lower checkerboard part is a separate piece, but if it is, that should absolutely have been yeeted to make the whole look better.

Person Pictured: Cherdericka Nichols Designer: Olivier Theyskens Stylist: Kate Housh

This look feels like a disaster to me. The designer clearly thought they were doing something cool with the mixed fabric textures and I absolutely do not. I also don't like the weird slouchy fit or the fact that's two pieces, especially when paired with those gloves.

Also I zoomed in as far as I could but I still couldn't find them - this woman doesn't have any eyebrows on??? at all???? why would you do this. why.

Person Pictured: Blac Chyna Designer: I have no idea but I hate them now.

The 2023 Grammy Awards finally pushed me into making this blog this year. I have no idea what was in the water but everyone is dressed so weirdly that I feel the need to make comments no one will see just to get them out of my brain.

So, to start with we have... this. Whatever the fuck this is supposed to be has officially put Blac Chyna as #1 on my worst dressed of the night list.

What even is the outfit supposed to be?? What was she going for?? Whether the outfit was intended to invoke something like 1) goth chicken, or 2) the movie black swan, it seems to have failed miserably in both explaining its concept and not being an embarrassment.