When people draw generic "bird" that isn't even any specific order and say it doesn't matter because it's just a bird it always looks super weird and awkward to me because you can't even tell if it's supposed to be a passerine or not so I've decided to start doing that with mammals. What do you mean it looks weird and you can't tell what animal it's supposed to be, why does that matter, it's obviously a mammal

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

eagerly awaiting the reveal of what political science 101 concept is she going to stop the plot to teach middle schoolers about. we got bread and circuses we got the extended work on thomas hobbes my money is on haymitch starting this book as an objectivist and having to unlearn that in the face of true struggle

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

lots of stories about being possessed by demons and forced to do evil things against your will, not many about being possessed by angels and forced to do good things against your will

The Minotaur in his Labyrinth

Roman mosaic

Conímbriga, Portugal

3rd century CE

Online bio at age 14: "I'm Casey/Redegg441 but you can call me Red! 14/cis girl/demisexual heteroromantic, white ( 25% Irish 15% italian), Oklahoma fangirl. She/her. I have anxiety, depression and asthma. I love Supernatural, Doctor Who, Homestuck, The Eragon Trilogy, Percy Jackson, anime, FMA, Death Note, Steven Universe Harry Potter, TMNT, MLP. I like making digital art but I'm not very good. DNI racists, pedophiles, transphobes, mean people, dog haters, etc. feel free to send me an ask and I'll tell you anything! Check out my besties: bpdpearlsteven, freshpony, zeeeenberyl, TheTardisWarrior

Online bio at age 30: bug with a big ass

It is literally impossible to “human shield” yourself from an unannounced aerial strike. Do you just hold a baby in the air for days at a time waiting for Israel to drop a bomb on you both? What’s the logic here? It’s the dumbest fucking nonsense in all political discourse.

That’s called you being lazy and committing war crimes if you can’t distinguish civilians and combatants. Combatants being intermixed with civilians is also just fucking normal in guerilla warfare, because everyday people make up the units. International law still applies.

As I’ve long suspected with these idiots, they’re just using ‘human shield’ as a metaphor and not a description of a literal act. Sorry, I don’t give a shit about your make believe metaphor. Speak of things that are real or don’t speak at all, fool.

Tiny Blue Unicorn

ahh fuck, made a whole fuckin universe to justify my fetish doodles again

hey guys. my toilet exploded today and i just happened to get a flat tire on the same day! i need help. i cannot pay for this. when i have a closer number to estimate i will update this post but for now i just need help!!! anything ! anything at all helps. please and thank you. this double whammy is about to cripple my life

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Now and then I see someone upset that a post has "lost them followers" on tumblr dot com and it has prompted me to wonder... How do they know? Are people keeping close track of their follower counts and triangulating significant changes by what was posted at that time?

This is multiple questions in one but let's just start with...

Please reblog this because I'm pretty sure I don't have very many followers (not that I've checked recently) and I'm desperate for that sweet sweet data.

me when a character in a comedy show that has over 200 episodes and doesn’t overly concern itself with continuity says something inconsistent with their story based on something briefly mentioned in season 1