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hey im spec. i follow from spectrology. im 25 and still doing fantrolls and im a little pissed about that but not more pissed than i am having fun
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Why do you call him Mushy
"'cuz he's obsessed with mushrooms. you met the guy?"
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Had any interesting guys added to your collective lately?
"eh, mostly just been sampling."
"grabbed a guy for mushy the other day but they're whatever. just an easy one to play around with."
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No I obviously mean potions designed to turn you into a frog yes of course food that you eat
"well, no. haven't. wouldn't. won't."
"don't think we'd trust anything those guys cook. you seen the weird fucking robot they made? bet they cook with the same meat."
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Can we rock paper scissors for the salad?
He chuckles.
"Why, forgot yours? I can share. It's easy enough to make more."
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alaska..... whats for lunch..
"Brought in some marinated cherry tomato salad I made. So that, and maybe something from the cafeteria depending on what looks good."
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Hey Gus have you ever had the opportunity to try the twins cooking?
"those guys cook?"
He gesticulates a bit in slightly over dramatized shock.
"like, food? that you eat?"
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Do you reealllly believe that?
He studies a fingernail he was chewing on.
"got no reason not to."
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Gus! Has Colmea killed you in cold rage yet? Seems like a habit of his
He opens his arms to look over himself from his seated position, presumably checking to make sure he is indeed, not dead.
"nah; still here, chief."
"telling you, he likes me too much to kill me."
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button whats one thing you would sacrifice if it meant you could be changed for the better, forever?
"…"
"….."
"i dont know. im not good at these hypotheticals."
Anything.
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JC do you have a favorite movie?
"Well the Sonic movie was really good, and the sequel was, too. I like action movies! I also really liked this mystery kind of movie I watched last week with Celnes; I don't remember the name."
"I don't think I could pick a favorite."
Every movie JC watches is his favorite.
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sounds like s skill issue. u have so many goons and u cant what?? stand on their shoulders? weak.
He lays back in his chair.
"aw, you can just say you don't wanna wanna give me a shoulder rub, baby."
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hey now. most people are a foot taller than me and you don't see ME complainin about it (lying)
"yeah, geez, you're short-short. sucks to suck."
Gus keeps other tall company (or, I guess, tall company tolerates him). It's just clowns that are too tall, apparently.
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Gus do you eat mushrooms on your pizza?
"not usually."
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if we make clowns shorter should evryone be shrunk to keep the height ratio the same or does ur neck just hurt from looking up all the time?
He shoots out a hand in a chop.
"just the clowns."
He rubs at the back of his neck.
"hurts sooo bad. think we deserve a little shoulder rub about it."
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now Gus, you're a pretty tall guy yourself, iirc. what do YOU get out of it if clowns are shorter
"why do we have to get anything out of it? just think they should be shorter. operating out of the goodness of my heart, here."
His two best friends are both clowns, and over a foot taller than him.
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Button, if you could- no questions asked and no danger attached-become unquestionable empress of alternia rn, would you do it?
"sure, why not."
"could i get a self-cleaning kitchen, too, while you're at it?"
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