Theyre trying their best
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I couldn't resist redrawing this one..
..but then with Quark. ✨️
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Minific! Roche gets a haircut :)
Vernon was scratching at the back of his neck over dinner, his hair scruffy and unkempt. Vesemir offered to give him a haircut, and he considered.
He looked at Eskel's frankly unfortunate curtain bangs. He looked at Lambert leaning heavily into a widows peak. Geralt and Vesemir both kept theirs longer, tied back and easy.
Well, the old man probably couldn't do poorly?
"How do ye want it, lad? I only have a few, I'm better at trims. Though years ago I perfected a very popular cut, Geralt's best friend before he passed started that trend actually -"
"That sounds fine, thank you."
Vernon was, as always, incredibly sleep deprived and fell asleep halfway through shaving, only to wake up to the hysterical laughter of Lambert, who quickly devolved into snorting. He gripped Ciri's shoulder, who was doing a marginally better attempt not to laugh at the two old men.
"What??"
"Vesemir," Geralt grumbled. "We told you. Gweld's haircut was never as popular as you thought it was."
"Oh. Well, good thing you wear a hat, lad, isn't it?"
Vesemir clapped him on the shoulder, and walked away, as Roche stared in bafflement at everyone laughing at his new haircut.
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“The war brewing outside is nothing compared to what Geralt will unleash on this continent to find his daughter.” Is such a fucking crazy line i’m insane
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A rare sight! a traditional piece of a tiny Ciri hiding behind Geralt's leg.
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Isn't he so handsome? 🥰
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As you likely well know, A Little Sacrifice is my favourite of the Witcher short stories. I'm a big fan of Little Eye and the old bugger she's friends with :')
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Hc incoming!
I bet people make a lot of passes at Roche simply because of his position and access to Foltest. They want favors, information, blackmail material, or just to slum it, and every time Roche tells them to fuck off.
It doesn't matter how hot or powerful they are, he's always like "I don't have time for your fucking bullshit right now" and goes to stand in another corner where he can glare at everyone in peace.
It becomes this running joke in the intelligence community because no one has been able to get their claws into him. Not because Roche is smart or cautious or even loyal. He's just busy being very mad at things.
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Look at this silly old man
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can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things
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I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally
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Meve/Reynard centric Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales Fanvideo
Music: Snow Patrol - The Lightning Strike
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this woman 🙏🙏
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what if thistle had confronted senshi before the story started?
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