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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly...
Character A: I’d be broke.
Character A: I’m perfect.
Character A: Later, losers.
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#dj
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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I’m starting to think to think my trust issues developed from all of the raisin cookies I’ve mistaken for chocolate chip cookies.
One of your OCs
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: [Character B], did you eat my powdered donuts?
Character B: No.
Character A: Then what’s that white powder on your pants?
Character B: Cocaine.
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: I hope it dies slowly
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: Do you think-
Characters B & C, simultaneously: No.
Character B: That’s been the problem since the beginning!
Character A: ...Well, that’s the end of that story, I guess.
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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“Come to bed, you need to relax.”
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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imagine person a of your ot3 getting cold and borrowing clothes from b and c because they’re warmer than anything a has
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: [Character B], no skewering the guests.
Character B, glaring at Character C: They’re being an asshole, I think I get a pass.
(submitted by echoes-ofa-better-place)
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: [Character B], you see, if anyone were to run you over with their vehicle, they would surely run me over first.
Character B: Are you talking in a protective sense or a self-loathing sense?
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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[Character B] just created a group chat called [Character B]’s Surprise Party and then left the group. I’m feeling a lot of emotions but mostly respect.
Character A
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: Who do you think the hottest person in school is?
Character B: The Epcot Ball.
Character A: Well, I like [Character C] and not just ‘cause they’re pretty, I think they’re really funny and-
Character B: [thinking happily] Epcot...
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Real love is when you’re both dumbasses
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Which is the Mom Friend™?
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Kidnapper: Don’t hang up. We have your child.
Character A: I don’t have any children???
Kidnapper: Then who just asked us for some chocolate milk and to cut the crust off their sandwich?
Character A: Oh, fuck.
Kidnapper: What?
Character A: You’ve got [Character B].
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: [Character B]! You almost hit [Character C] in the face.
Character B: I know, I missed.
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: I have an idea!
Character B: [Character A], your last idea was murder.
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fandompenguinocs · 5 years
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Character A: I can’t believe you guys broke the bed!
Character B: You two must have gone /wild/ last night!
Character C: Uh, yeah...
-Flashback to the night before-
Character D: Hey [Character C], bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!
Character C: THE FUCK I CAN’T! YOU’RE ON!!!
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