i hope tommy never elaborates on the 1/5th gay thing btw. i hope he just keeps saying that without specifying a label forever and ever it's so funny
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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being
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whats "Furfur" short for
He just didn't grow as tall as the other demons.
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You're always going to be a woman freak
actually i'm always going to be a freak regardless of my gender
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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
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So many people have wetlands in their yards and don't even know! "This spot in my yard is always soggy and wet! How do I fix it?"
They will of course tell you to install a French drain. DO NOT DO IT! Plant Wetland plants and allow it to helpfully absorb puddles of heavy rain and give you the gift of beauty!
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fuck
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old man
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Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history
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“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol
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can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry
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