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Im still in the denial phase of the SPN finale grieving process so I’m drawing angry boom boy to cope
Oh my gawd Ms. Girl with the shaky ass hands
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The Evolution of Jason Todd:
Homeless Bby Jason:
Meeting Batman:
Coming to Live at Wayne Manor:
Robin Jason:
Ethiopia:
Lost Days:
Under the Red Hood:
Showing Up to Help with BatFamily Situations:
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Bats IRL
I’ve seen a few ArtBreeder edits floating around, and thought to myself ‘well, heck, self, why don’t we take a stab at it?’
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Things the Batfamily had said during online classes.
“Get the fuck out of my room, Todd I’m so sick of you I swear I’ll-”
“Damian, your mic is on,”
“Duke, how many cats do you have at home?”
“You don’t wanna know”
“Is that Richard Grayson walking on his hands?”
“I swear I’m adopted”
“Replacement, stop being a nerd and come and help me swap Goldie’s shampoo for industrial glue”
“May I be excused? My oldest brother just fell from the chandelier and we have to go to the ER… again”
“PE class via zoom is perhaps the most ridiculous thing ever”
“Hello! Are you all friends with Dami?!”
“Sorry, My camera is not working ma’am,”
“She’s lying, Steph is still in her pajamas”
“Is that Richard Grayson walking shirtless?”
*Jason singing Dancing Queen out loud*
“Tim, your mic is on,”
“I hate online classes”
“Timbo call 911, poached eggs were a failure. I’m gonna get Dami,”
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Bruce Wayne has zoom meetings for WE because he’s not a shitty boss and has the company do remote work when the ‘rona hits and these are some things that have happened during his zoom calls
•there was a cow standing in the back of the office for the whole meeting. Someone asked about it, and Bruce’s answer was ‘my son is afraid my other son is going to eat batcow.’ No one asked any follow up questions
•Dick has climbed in through the window a few times. The first time Bruce asked why and Dick very loudly said ‘I have to stay in shape!’. Bruce has not asked since and continues to let Dick enter through the window
•Damian came running into the office with a live turkey. Bruce paused to say ‘good morning Damian. Good morning Jerry.’ then continued the meeting like nothing happened. Damian left shortly after, but left Jerry
•Cass sits in on his meetings sometimes. She doesn’t say anything, just doodles little pictures for Bruce
•Jason came in, slammed a tray of cookies on the desk, said ‘Alfred said I have to be nice and share’ then walked out
•Alfred the Cat walks across Bruce’s keyboard at least once every meeting, even though Bruce makes sure the cat isn’t in the office before he closes the door. He is starting to suspect the cat knows how to get into the vents
•similarly, Titus makes frequent appearances because he thinks he’s a lap dog. He is not a lap dog
•Tim barges in often and asks ‘can I help you yell at old white men?’ Bruce tells him no every single time
•Tim has also barged in asking ‘if I can give you physical proof that Kon doesn’t have the ‘rona can he come over??’ It is clear they’ve had this argument before
•Bruce once ended a meeting early with the excuse that Alfred the Cat was yelling at Bruce to feed him dinner. Alfred the Cat was sitting in his lap and purring, and it wasn’t even past noon yet
•Alfred has ended meetings early because ‘its dinner time, Master Bruce, and we are going to eat as a family tonight or so help me god’
•at least twice a week Bruce has to physically leave the zoom call because two of his children are fighting
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Writing Resources
Since I’ve been getting a lot of questions about writing and such, I’ve deiced to put together a resource post for you guys!
General Writing Help:
Writing Tips
Ambient Sounds
10 Ways to Start Your Story
10 Ways to End Your Story
Ways to get Un-Stuck
Getting Out Of The Comfort Zone
Alternatives To Said
Avoid Saying ‘Very…’
100 Ways To Say Good
Avoiding Unfortunate Implications
Begin A Novel
Finishing Your Novel
Creating Conflict
Show Not Tell
Words For Emotions Based On Severity
Pacing Action Scenes
Writing Races
Using Gender Neutral Pronouns
Dos and Don’t of Writing
General Writing Tips
How To Avoid Tense Change
Character Help:
How to Develop Your Characters
Introductions
Ways to Get Inspired to Write That Character
Writing a Relationship that Readers Will Ship
Character Names
Character Name Resources
Surnames Masterpost
Write Real
People Generator
MBTI Personality Test
MBTI Personality Descriptions
123 Character Flaws
Character Trait Cheat Sheet
List of Personality Traits
Types of Voice
55 Words to Describe Someone’s Voice
Showing Character Emotion
Character Motivation
Writing Characters Of Color
More On Writing Characters Of Color
Describing A Character’s Skin Color
Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes
The Roles Of Characters
Creating Fictional Characters From Scratch
Creating A Strong, Weak Character
Writing Characters Using Conflict And Backstory
Writing A Character Based On Yourself
Switching Up A ‘Too-Perfect’ Character
Help I Have A Mary-Sue!
Over 400 Words to Describe Hair
Men’s Haircuts and Styles
Describing Skin Color
500 Character Quirks
List of Virtues
List of Vices
Phobia List
9 Fundamental Fears
How to find your characters motivation
7 Tips for Clear Motive
Character Goal Generator
36 Core Values for Characters
Dialogue/Body Language Help:
Dialogue Tips
Realistic Dialogue
Flirty Dialogue
On Dialogue
Don’t Be Afraid of Mixing Dialogue and Action
Some Words When Writing Things
A list of body language phrases.
Words Used to Describe Someone’s Face or Facial Expressions
Body Language Cheat Sheet
Importance Of Body Language
Non Verbal Communication
Body Language Of Flirting
Flirting 101
Kissing
Sex Scenes
Friends With Benifits Relationships
How to write a kiss
character facial expressions (writing reference)
Setting:
World Building 101
Bringing Settings To Life
Creating A Believable World
Mapping A Fictional World
Mapping Your World
Revision/Editing:
General Revision Tips
Cliché Finder
Reading What You’ve Wrote So Far
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what are some embarrassing moments jason had?
Tried to shoot a bottle from three feet away and missed
Harper convinced him that “snake crocodiles” were a thing living in Gotham Harbor
He spilled mustard on his only clean uniform and had to go an entire patrol with a yellow streak down his chest
Damian caught Jason swaddling Alfred the cat in a blanket and calling him a “cutie patootie pie”
Jason played both Romeo and Juliet in a one-man production
Recently, Jason gained a new scar just below his right eye. When asked about it, he’ll say that it was from taking on Black Mask’s cronies. In reality, it was from messing with Roy’s bow
Tim has photographic evidence of Jason stuffing his face with chocolate cake in the middle of the night
It’s an open secret that Jason still uses Wonder Woman band-aids
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Let’s talk more about Bruce and Dad™️ please and thank you
- he has pictures of Dick and Jason when they were babiiiieesssss (u know like 9 whatever) he keeps then hidden in his room so neither Dick nor Jason can steal them because they are definitely inciminating
- Jason started referring to him as “the fossil” and Bruce does NOT like that
- “If you don’t fix your behavior right now, you won’t get a single bite of Alfreds dessert for a week. Do you understand me young man?”
-Claims he doesn’t have favorites. Everyone knows it’s Cass
- He still sees Jason as a 15 year old 100% (let me live. Let it go)
Bruce: Jason have you been eating? Is that a burn? I knew Roy Harper was a bad influence he-
Jason: Bruce you’re EMBARRASSING me
- Whenever one of his kids does something questionable he makes that Dad face like ‘no that one is not mine’
Damian: maybe if the thugs hadn’t heard your old bones creaking from 20 miles away, we would have caught them
Bruce: eXcUsE mE?
- he always takes Tim to the science museum when there’s a new exhibit and in his head he’s like “my god, my son is a fucking NERD”
- “I do not want to see anymore pets in this house Damian” fast forwards to him sitting on the couch next to Trevor the turkey, pointing out aspects of a basketball game.
- he’s seen Dicks apartment. He was in shock because Dicks a fucking slob. “Damn bitch you live like this?”
-“I RAISED you Dick Grayson. Hand me the damn remote”
- once he made so many dad jokes at dinner and Duke eventually lost it and SLAMMED his fist down and cried, “ENOUGH, god PLEASE, E N O U G H.”
- lies awake at night thinking he should probably go to therapy instead of adopting more kids. Falls asleep smiling knowing that’s not going to happen
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Phrases that are banned in Wayne Manor due to overuse:
“I’m the goddamn Batman.”
“Holy _____, Batman!”
“Wanna know how I got these scars?”
“Why so serious?”
“He’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.”
“Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.”
“I thought you’d be taller.”
“Batman needs a Robin.”
“I’m Robin, and being Robin gives me magic!”
“Because he’s Batman and I’m Robin.”
“We were the greatest.”
“Oh my goodness gracious, I’ve been bamboozled!”
“Because he took me away from you!”
“That took me two hours. Wanna see what I can get done in a whole evening?”
“You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
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Tim: *on the phone* where the hell are you guys?
Kon: we’re at the hospital.
Tim: what? what happened?
Bart: Kon swallowed a watermelon seed.
Tim: so? it’s not like it’s gonna grow in his stomach.
Kon: …….
Bart: ……..
Tim: …….
Bart: we’ll be right back.
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HEY ARTISTS!
Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:
OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–
There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)
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