“Happy Easter, ya’ll! Today’s th’ day we paint chicken embryos with blood an’ kill people using carrots!”
“--April Fools.”
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@666xbabyx666 started following...
“When you grabbed my ass at Hall-o-ween, I didn’t think you’d be so goddamned QUICK to for-get me... Ah’ mean, usually the grease paint helps jog the libido... Hers. Not mine.“
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On a scale of 0 - 10, how much do
you know you’re FUCKED ?
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@kingxfmischief started following...
“What... in Hell’s bells... have... we... here?”
When the reaper didn’t know the answer off the top of his head, he immediately consulted his bludgeon. Now, though, the bloodied object was playing dumb; and in Ithaca’s dark mind, he reckoned it deserved a good rest. Enough playtime today.
“In all my YEARS as a spectacle, I have never seen an individ’l so goddamn gaudy.” Why, the younger-looking fella would make quite a trophy on the walls of the reaper’s household-- wherever that may be for the moment.
“Ah’ say. Maybe I know ya’ and my old brain’s failed t’ make the prop-er connections... Does that time t’ time. Fuck the science behind it all.”
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in my defense, i was left unattended
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Ithaca “The Grimaldi Reaper” Johns ★ Indie Original Character
based in Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses
18+ only (VIOLENCE warning!)
★ Rules ★ About
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↳ JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN GIF HUNT
Under the cut you’ll find 144 gifs of the lovely Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan on The Walking Dead. None of these gifs are mine and so if the original makers would like me to remove them, just message me and I will do so. Please like and/or reblog if you find this useful!
TW: Blood, Weapons
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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face with words.
(via whengarfielddiets)
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“Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight” is stupid.
I’ll bring a knife to any fight
And I’ll ᴡɪɴ
Fuck all of you
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