Ratau 🐀

Actually since I added a tag to a post mentioning geckos babies they have a really interesting egg laying strategy.

Instead of doing what most egg laying animals do (ie: lay all the eggs together in one spot) many geckos lay just two eggs per clutch. They do this multiple time per season to reduce the chances all the eggs will end up as some creature's snack before they get a chance to hatch.

“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?

Cain killing Abel

Oh and talking about potentially hilarious acronym overlaps I think my personal fav is CBT being both short for cognitive-behavioural therapy and cock and ball torture.

honestly like i get the poly(nesian) vs poly(amorous) thing, and n(on)b(lack) vs n(on)b(inary), and i’ll change to polyam or ply or enby if asked to avoid confusion, but i also need yall to know that like…its okay for one abbreviation to have multiple meanings. theres only 26 letters and we can reuse some of them, no one is “stealing” anything.

Animal Crossing did not attack Air Conditioners.

it used to be 2007 you know

this is like the democrat version of when republicans see a long line at the food pantry and are like "this is what america would look like under communism"

Fake arcade poster for a streamer's mascot!

How to be an ally.

YIPPEE

sending this to people to convince them to join tumblr

i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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