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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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What is your favorite type of good news?
why are you asking a basically dead blog this
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a paint store lol
rb w what ur local blockbuster was replaced with
mine is a Five Guys
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you: birds aren’t that great
me:
you: holy shit
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current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight
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how to find the right guy:
be in a room with a bunch of guys
shout “WHAT TEAM?”
whoever responds “WILDCATS!” is the one
if more than one responds in the appropriate manner, have them fight to the death. whoever is left is the one.
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🎃 Favourite Designs: Wulgaria ‘Maleficent’ Haute Couture Gown 🎃
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Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.
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If I were author of a popular book with a huge fandom, I’d make a secret AO3 account and write fanfiction for my own story. Idk why but in my opinion that’s the funniest fucking thing you can do as a well-known author.
Imagine telling your fans you have a fanfiction account but not telling them how it’s named so they start making theories. Imagine not telling anyone and people in reviews will tell you your writing style reminds them of the original author. Or imagine being told that you write your own OCs out of character. That concept is so funny to me, I’m-
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All Humans have a Sword they are born with, Every year on your birthday, your sword gets more detailed and powerful. You, are born with a Gun.
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i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”
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I have been hyperfixating on my phineas and ferb au life for like 8 days now. She has it all
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