look guys i’m on the big screen

i say with no exaggeration this is my favorite tweet of all time

«I’ll make no noise I’ll hide my pain I’ll close my eyes I won’t complain»

i think about this tweet literally every single day

new url and pfp this is nifer of femaleelijahwood fame, i had to make the change bc i was playing smash with my friend’s kids on new years and when the kid playing as pink haired villager with the name cindylouwho saw his player standing in front of the sign at onett he said “guys look. Cindy drug store” and the words havent left my brain since its just cindy drug store nonstop she’s all i think about now

this time scrolling social media as a substitute for genuine human connection will work. i know it

started the year w gumshoe art and i'll end it w gumshoe art. he looks so cute in pink !!

"how dare you hide this in the tags" -> "you sir have won the internets"

"none of these words are in the bible" -> "thats enough internet for today"

"op check your carbon monoxide detector" -> "were you on drugs when you made this"

and so on and so forth

poop?

pee

What it’s like listening to music

Im mister trans gender. Im mister cis. Im mister cash spender. Im mister take a piss