The way the show has turned to a story about an unhinged vigilante copycat fanboy who is absolutely gone for the original (secretly unhinged) vigilante is everything to me.
reporter lady and fake bruce wayne are the most unhinged ride or dies i ever seen. literally they’re like “actually i think kim ji yong should commit more murders! we will fully support whatever he does!”
My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
as a kid, I walked into a closet, saw an enormous snake, and then walked out. I walked up to my dad, as you do, and said "dad there's a huge snake in the closet"
so he smiled smugly, grabbed his knife (I think it was a machete?), walked off, and then I heard him scream followed shortly by three panicked slams
it turns out he didn't actually think he'd find a huge snake in there, but it sure was there, and he sure did chop it into three pieces
honestly though what was the royal court thinking. you really decided to give the job of media training simon to wille?? who is notoriously hard to control with his behavior and what he says?? the kid who came out to the whole country and caused a domino effect of scandals with his first speech to the nation. that kid. was gonna give his boyfriend media training. farima girl come on