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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck
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fairly-curtain · 4 hours
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if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again
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fairly-curtain · 7 hours
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Mk so I know there’s along time between now and Halloween and I may be going through a Lorax phase but
IF THIS POST GETS 10K NOTES BY HALLOWEEN I WILL GO AS THE LORAX
Have fun
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fairly-curtain · 10 hours
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this is so fucking funny wait
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fairly-curtain · 12 hours
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I wish we got to see them in normal Earth Kingdom clothes
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fairly-curtain · 18 hours
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They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era
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fairly-curtain · 20 hours
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fairly-curtain · 23 hours
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fairly-curtain · 1 day
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i watched one (1) video on how to draw hands that changed my life forever. like. i can suddenly draw hands again
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these were all drawn without reference btw. i can just. Understand Hands now (for the most part, im sure theres definitely inaccuracies). im a little baffled
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fairly-curtain · 1 day
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i ate too many mashed potatoooooooooooooooooes
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fairly-curtain · 1 day
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Sunrise
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fairly-curtain · 1 day
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Okay, but why can't we have sunken pits for people to sit around an groove in anymore?
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fairly-curtain · 2 days
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Imagine you’re friends with someone who hosts a really popular internet game show, and he invites you on a couple of times and you gain a reputation for winning that gameshow. Then, he sets up a show where the whole point of it is that you cannot win the game, just to break your streak of the whole thing. Your trust breaks just a little bit.
Next time, he asks you to put on a mic pack for another episode of the game show, turns out it’s a heart rate monitor for another episode where you have to sit there and be almost tortured as you attempt to keep yourself calm. Your trust is devolving.
Next time, you come on the show, he tells you to go and wait in the green room and locks you in there, he’s a recording on the screen because he’s locked in the bathroom, he’s been there the whole time, you’re forced to do an escape room to go to work. You don’t know if you can trust him anymore.
Next time, you go on the show, you play bingo, you don’t trust him, something’s wrong, he’s been manipulating players to manipulate players into manipulating players. There was no way for you to win this one, not really.
You are a mouse trapped in a maze
You are a performing monkey at the circus
You are the most popular person on TikTok despite not having a tiktok
You are Brennan Lee Mulligan and this is your life. Sam is your boss, your chief scientist and ringmaster. You will never escape.
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fairly-curtain · 2 days
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fairly-curtain · 2 days
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Watterson pulled no punches
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fairly-curtain · 2 days
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Here's another Game Changer pitch that I came up with. Simply put, the name of the game would be "Just have fun."
It'll feature Brennan and two other chill players (I'm thinking Zac or Ally) and Sam would hand them random toys and games to play with. The player who has the most fun wins a point for that round...but they won't know that going in. Sam will just give them the toy and game and leave it up to interpretation of what won them that point. And Brennan, the hyper-competitive person that he is, will likely over-analyze every round, trying and failing to figure out what the goal is. "Is it to be the best? Is it another fucked up game where you have to lose? No, that can't be, because Zac was in the lead last time. Then what IS it?"
Meanwhile the other chill players are effortlessly winning by just having a good time. It'd also be an extra twist to the knife if he actually wins a few points accidentally because he let himself have fun for a minute and overthinks what he did differently in that round and trying too hard to replicate the same outcome while Zac and Ally, at this point, likely figured it out or don't care enough because they're both just having a good time.
And it'd be REALLY fucked up if Sam begins each round by "sarcastically" going "Have fun."
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fairly-curtain · 2 days
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I don’t know who this guy is but I’m obsessed with him and have been scrolling through his reviews for the past half hour
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